 I
am a fuckin idiot. I like when my girlfriend bites my
nipples. i have no home! S.O.S!!!! I am the youngest mofo
in the band and they all pick on me. I swallow (yum). I
like when I take a shit and wipe my ass, only to find a
clean piece of toilet paper. I am a reincarnation of ,
FUCK, I cant think of anything funny. I hate tuning my
guitar.
|
Jason Mendoza
(guitar)
| |
|
| Age: |
17 |
| Sign: |
Taurus |
| Hobbies: |
Tuning my guitar |
| Favorite Food: |
Human Flesh |
| Favorite Movie: |
Crossroads |
| Favorite TV
Show: |
I hate t.v |
| Favorite Show We
Played: |
Ummm, The
Matrix. People clapped. |
| Favorite N/A
Drink: |
Coke |
| Favorite
Alcoholic Beverage: |
Good ol' whisky
. Black Velvet |
| Favorite Past
Time: |
Get naked and
make wild love to my guitar. (Its sexy) |
| Favorite Sport: |
FUCK SPORTS(only
cuz I suck) |
| Favorite Joke: |
How do fat
people wipe? From the front.(i don't get it) |
| Most Embarassing
Moment: |
Went to school
with my schlong hangin out my pants |
| Favorite
bands: |
Operation Ivy,
Misfits, Rancid, Dead Kennedys, Ramones, Stray
Cats, Germs, Assless, Bauhaus, |
| Songs
in head: |
I am
braindead....stay tuned |
| Goals
in life: |
To become a
corrupt business man (Yuppie) make lots of $$$
and buy large dildos |
| Favorite Place
to Spank it: |
YO MOMMAS HOUSE |
| Misc.crap: |
I am a fuckin
idiot. I like when my girlfriend bites my
nipples. i have no home! S.O.S!!!! I am the
youngest mofo in the band and they all pick on
me. I swallow (yum). I like when I take a shit
and wipe my ass, only to find a clean piece of
toilet paper. I am a reincarnation of , FUCK, I
cant think of anything funny. I hate tuning my
guitar. I am not cool. My guitar is a piece of
shit, anyone got one I can have? I break atleast
three strings every practice. |
| Contact Jason: |
Dude, do you
gotta place I can crash for the night? If so
contact me at kissmyassless@hotmail.com. |
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