School Quotes!
"It's like chicken...without the icken..."
"Hi my name is Ghetto... Ghetto Bootie... but you can call me GB."
"Screw the 'Except for I love him' part, it's more like the 'Except for I hate him' part."
"I am the Russian mafia..."
"Apparenly I'm a bitch, but it's ok cuz I was dicked over."
"Don't worry. I'm selfish and annoying, but at least I'm normal."
"I'm not sorry"
"Merci non!"
"Psst... 25... I don't know what you're trying to pull but there's two of you out there, so get off!!"
"He's my brother..."
"Oh... Psst... 23... I don't know what YOU'RE trying to pull, but there's two of HIM out there, so get off!!"
"Ok..."
"Did you just say you were calling to give him erections?"
"Oh my blonde!"
"I think I'll have a red slushie. Wait, there's green slushies? Let me get my pen and paper..."
"The Ben song! Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben Ben..."
Amanda: "Allison stop being such a fag..."
Ashley: "Do you even know what that word means?"
Amanda: "Yeah it's a cigarette... I called Allison a cigarette... stop being a cigarette, Allison"
"Do you think this is considered loitering?"
"We're not loitering... we're waiting for my mom. She's buying... meat."
"What if I wore skates behind the snack bar counter??? There would be nacho cheese everywhere! I'd be like, 'Here are your nachos... whadoosh'."
"Do you wear a bikini?"
"Uhhh... I don't have a bathing suit!!!!!!"
"First he asked me about the bathing suit, then if I wore a thong. Now he asked me if I have a boyfriend... I'm only 17!"
"Here's Amanda's picture on a stick - Everyone remember Amanda!!"
"Oh ok Black-Is-Amanda."
"Allison is like a cheetah, she's very sly. But Stephanie, she's an elephant and she'll pound on you."
"The puddle of cry-cry with the grief-grief."
"Sex is like Australia. It's as far as you can go."
"Who's tapping? Who's tapping? That's it... look who's tapping now."
"My mom's a bitch. Hey, who called my mom a bitch?"
"Amanda smells."
"Yeah well, what can ya do."
"Whatever Ashley, whatever."
"No, the scary thing would be is if he made the dinner and the candles for YOU!"
"Start it over!!"
"Amanda (A) and Jenn (J) are doing their Physics project (P)."
"I get this 'I hate you vibe' that even comes out of his ass when his back is to me"
"You Liah!!"
"What the hell is brain-sacking?"
"Kevin bought me!!"
"It's an Allison Old Wives' tale."
"So does that mean Ashley has a bigger penis than you?"
"I'm the doppler effect!"
"Is this two?"
"No, it's peace..."
"Shut up ow! Love, Banana and Acutally."
"Don't make fun of me and my virginism!"
"There's no such thing as a born-again virgin! The deed's already done!"
"I get this whole 'I like every girl but you' vibe."
"Coming to theaters soon...Dude, where's my skates?"
"Sometimes I feel like a slut, sometimes I- nah, I always feel like a slut."
"Mr. Culp killed skates!!"
"You've changed from church girl to tramp in a matter of seconds!"
"Do you think it's illegal to pass four cars at once?"
"Not if you're late for work!"
"My new year's resolution is to go to chris' house and finally hang wit him"
"hmm what do you usually do?"
"umm have sex"
Matt: is it bad to drink water straight from the tap without filering it?
Amanda: depends what kind of water
Matt: HAHAH umm the clear kind.....
Matt: you know flavorless
Matt: from the tap!!
Amanda: hahahha
Amanda: i mean well or city
Matt: ohhh haha, city
