Random Quotes!
"It's like Blair Witch... but with Dutch people..."
"2 in the morning, still like the morning"
"Except for the whole 'women suck' part."
"I'm an oxymoron."
"You're changing your pants in the car? You're such a whore!"
"Did you just call me a whore?"
"No, I called the cup a whore... you're a slut!"
"It looks as if she fell off the ugly tree and hit ALL the branches on the way down."
"Way to pull an AMANDA ALBRIGHT - I mean who would want to be like her?"
"Don't let the Jim bugs bite!"
"You're so... iodized salt!"
"It's the power of the toilets... once your eyes see it, you have to pee even more."
"Apparently it's only raining on his car, while in the rest of the world it's sunny."
"Don't worry everyone, the salt contains salt."
"I'm not going to go to hell if I'm not wearing a name tag."
"And that one reminds me of how Rick works at Ben and Jerry's."
"I only date the men that go to bed by 10!"
"Introducing Boys II Christians with their new hit single MotownJerusalem"
"This is my good friend Cait- umm Karen... yeah she never worked at Walmart"
"I'm just going to pretend that I'm ugly so then I don't think I have a personality problem."
":::tweet::: I'm the sex nazi! No sex for you!"
"Do you know why it took me so long to get over here?"
