"Hi Amanda, it's Chris"
"Call out his name, no I'll do it!"
"Okay talk to ya tom"
"My name's not tom"
"At least I didn't say 'Oh, I'm so glad I didn't get a hickey'."
"Ed-uardo"
"That's your last name???"
"Look! There's my boyfriend! Hi boyfriend!"
"Scary Pakistan man called... AGAIN!"
"Ow! It hit my tit!"
"If you look at the bright side 3 out of 4 girls that came DIDN'T get a hickey."
"Rub me."
"You're an ass... okay you're an ass more now."
"Jayne's a fatty ass."
"How am I not liked??? My name means lovable!!"
"Watch out, you don't want to be the subject of Jayne's next memoir."
"Hi, I'm Chlorine and I'm greedy as hell. And I want ALL the electrons for myself."
"And hi, I'm Sodium and I'm like 'here'."
"Now give me all your shit!"
"I'm you're whore - cheap, quick, and easy."
"Don't Miss Cleo-ize me, just categorize!"
"Be careful not to QWERTY someone!"
"Hi, Amanda's dad? I'm sorry to tell you this, but I killed her. Yeah it was me. Oh, and her friend Jayne too."
"Chris Price, woohoo!"
"Alright, I admit it... I had two cokes... and maybe a water."
"I'd rather be pregnant than go alone."
"I'm at my home away from home... planned parenthood."
"What are you? An f'n trackstar?"
"Watch out for Johnny Dangerous."
"We all suffer from Football God Syndrome."
"Play the Guess My Birthday game!"
"Do the Perculator!"
"Big fat whore"
"She hooked up with Paul!"
"She hooked up with Karena..."
"She's an FGS survivor!"
"Tor knows the one minute man."
"Would you ever go to [your last name] college?"
"I'm gonna apply to SIT! Scollo Institute of Technology!"
"Anger management!"
"I am the DiamondBack Dirty Bitch - a DBDB"
"Serenity now!"
"Look at you, you're a ghetto puertorican."
"No more shots!"
"Up top, high five!"
"If you take the L from his name and replace it with an S, it makes ASEX!"
"I have 3 classes today, yep 3 count em 3"
"What am I, a fuckin seagul?"
"I'm NOT short!"
"...and this is the garbage station..."
"It's time for Saved By The Bell trivia!"
"Hey you with the high bAck pAck!"
"He looks good in the DARK."
"Cheers to what?"
"To Sex!"
"U-gene"
"Come to my lair... it's only 3:30."
"Who likes ugly girls??"
"A squarehead."
"BUTT SEX!"
"You will learn Victorianism."
"...in .2 seconds."
"Ya crackhead!"
"If you take 5 and multiply it by the number of Alex's in the house you get 10... 10 normal guys!"
"Come watch me spin on the campus green."
"FGS - it happens to the best of us."
"The hill would be perfection."
"I have to pee also but I guess that's not in the cards."
"Good times, good times at Marist college."
"Mmmmmmarist students."
"NEGS - now you see it, now you don't!"
"I really think he gets morally upset!"
"As long as it's not AIDS, i'm okay."
"Like I said, in the tree..."
"We're connected at the hip."
"BFWs don't go to the gym."
"FGS - it happens to good people."
"CPGS - a rarity in itself."
"SIT - where one can only study PCGS."
"I don't know what this means..."
"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's BOBSLED time!!"
"We've got a wide receiver on our hands."
"Take me to 12"
"Cuz now MY name's Jayne Lyons."
"The few, the proud, the BFWs."
"It's not a club, it's a state of being."
"Special have fort forever."
