(This was a MySpace blog entry, so clicking on any of the links below will take you to MySpace.)
This is my 200th blog on MySpace and, in keeping with tradition, I now present to you my last 99 blogs. Not in full, you dafty, but, summarised for your skimming pleasure.
The list of my first 100 blogs is
here. I'd forgotten that at my 100 blogs mark I was excited about my 1000 views and 86 comments. If you're interested, I've now got just over 4100 views and 414 comments. Wow, if I thought I'd hit the big time then I must be, like, Oprah now.
12/02/07
Even better! - Ooo! I'm going to be in
The Princess Bride.
12/02/07
Random E-mail - Those are some serious creative writing skills, in a 'spammy' kind of way.
13/02/07
My house is drowning - The burden of living in a cardboard house.
14/02/07
I feel dirty... - I'm not at rehearsal...and I like it!
15/02/07
A little bit of inspiration has hit me... - Johnny Depp party + wedding dress = Corpse Bride.
16/02/07
Damn right - Quiz. My definition, my obituary and my tombstone.
19/02/07
Piss off, rain! - It always rains just after I wash my car.
19/02/07
True story - I swear! - My dad doesn't 'get' theatre.
21/02/07
I really shouldn't do this! - Paying for music...pah, that's so 20th Century!
23/02/07
When I see that bloody Sandman... - My descent into becoming nocturnal.
25/02/07
Dear Mum, - I party, I get pissed and I crash at my mum's. In a wedding dress.
01/03/07
Photo a Day - The first picture from my Photo a Day series.
02/03/07
I shouldn't watch television (+PaD) - MTV is evil, they make programmes that make me want to hurt my telly.
03/03/07
PaD - Coco makes an appearance.
04/03/07
Lush (+PaD) - Lush, how do I love thee. Let me count the ways...
04/03/07
Off to buy a man... - My crushes were up for sale but, alas, I didn't have the guts (or the spendy buttons) to bid.
05/03/07
Bubbles - PaD - It's Bubbles, the cross-eyed cat.
09/03/07
Car Tonsilitis - My speakers lost the will to live.
12/03/07
Are you seeing this...? - A whinge for my preferred readers.
12/03/07
Subscribers... - A message to loyal readers of my blog...everyone else can piss off.
12/03/07
It HAD to be this one! - Photo a Day goodness.
13/03/07
OHMYGOD! Say it isn't so! - Future Prime Minister and Ruler of the Universe Jeremy Clarkson may leave Top Gear?!
16/03/07
The Pink Pillowcase - Crazy woman wants to fix my make-up on the opening night of
The Princess Bride.
17/03/07
Note to self: - I talk to myself. A lot.
26/03/07
Busy - Excuses, excuses.
26/03/07
Sorted - Internet woes, courtesy of Verizon.
28/03/07
Harry Potter geeks unite! - Ooo! It's the cover of the last book!
28/03/07
A few minutes ago... - I was a dork. But I'm used to that now.
28/03/07
No rehearsal. - Christ on a bike I was bored. So I blogged.
28/03/07
I'll stop now. - Paolo Nutini lyrics.
29/03/07
Stupidity runs in my family. - My cousin falls off a cliff and makes the evening news.
29/03/07
Jewel Box Theatre burgled! - And the cast of
The Princess Bride makes the news too.
30/03/07
Late night browsing... - Photos from
Big Knuckles!
31/03/07
Stupidity runs in my family - now with video. - More articles about my cousin.
03/04/07
March - A compilation of my photos for March.
12/04/07
A distinct lack of bloggage. - My new BitTorrent obsession and trying to get my car to stop.
14/04/07
WTF?! - MySpace has some weird adverts!
17/04/07
Yuck! - Deep cleaning the cardboard house I live in.
02/05/07
Itchy... - My insect fear makes me go all paranoid.
02/05/07
April - A compilation of my photos for April.
09/05/07
Killing time - Finding cool shit to buy.
10/05/07
That's twice now... - A man bought me dinner...and I didn't even have to flash him.
10/05/07
Where do you get your bacon? - Mmm, push-button bacon.
14/05/07
Unexpected bonus/What would you do? - I kept the soap, we're all going to hell.
15/05/07
I love you, John Sweeney - Panorama riles up the Scientologists.
18/05/07
Nearly got away from me there! - My near death experience when the throttle coil snaps in my car. Good times.
21/05/07
If you don't hear from me for a couple of days... - Creepy truck follows me home.
23/05/07
Woo! - This house becomes less and less of a shithole every day.
23/05/07
Why did I click on that...? - An alligator makes a snake explode.
04/06/07
What an advertisement... - I take a look at London 2012's logo and declare it rubbish.
05/06/07
Pants! - I found a hideously uncomfortable thong-like creation and decide my knickers aren't so bad after all.
05/06/07
This is so me! - What would happen if I went on Big Brother? Something like this...
06/06/07
Bundle! - Ten interesting things about me.
07/06/07
The Newses - Two weird stories from the day's news.
13/06/07
Let's face it... - I still don't think I'm that interesting.
14/06/07
It's Simple - A letter to my cousin, before I try to kill him.
15/06/07
You can thank Maria for this... - Ten more interesting things about me.
17/06/07
Wow - I was boredy bored bored.
18/06/07
Playing Favourites - Why do half-naked pictures of me get more attention to my pretty pictures? Why?!
22/06/07
So... - Dealing with the unreasonable little shit...
23/06/07
Woo! - I got an award for one of my photographs!
25/06/07
I am who I am - And I have multiple personalities.
27/06/07
Well chuffed. - The BBC likes my photos.
03/07/07
Kitty speaks the truth - Cats always speak the truth, if they like you.
03/07/07
Don't call me 'babe' - Because if we're related, it just sounds creepy.
04/07/07
I've not even done this... - And I'm surprised I haven't, because it's just crazy enough that I'd try it.
06/07/07
Heat sucks - And boy was it hot this year!
09/07/07
And another...! - The BBC keeps liking my photos.
11/07/07
Harry Potter (mildly spoiler-ish) - My review of
Harry potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
18/07/07
For those who don't know... - Just a little press release for you all.
19/07/07
This is very bad, very bad indeed. - I 'happened' to 'find' a copy of
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days early.
23/07/07
Sometimes, I hate PCs - HP broke my computer! Bastards!
23/07/07
Word of the day: Pseudomamma - Still gives me the creeps to look at it.
26/07/07
"Devious Bastards" - HP broke my computer and then they made me pay for it! Twunts!
26/07/07
Harry Potter and the Fluctuating Friends - MySpace friends weirdness.
29/07/07
Hurray! Hurrayhurrayhurray!! - Good riddance to bad rubbish!
29/07/07
Stupid cat video! - It still makes me a little weepy.
03/08/07
I want to do this... - Except I probably wouldn't give people their stuff back.
07/08/07
And the winner is... - I never thought I'd love a PC as much as I love this one.
15/08/07
I've been rather absent - Catching up with life-y type things.
23/08/07
This town stinks - 'Yeah, because it's Bakersfield!' I hear you cry...
25/08/07
Driving a death trap - I like to live life on the wild side when I drive.
07/09/07
I guess I'm not a nerd. - I kinda wanted to be a nerd...
09/09/07
Just so everyone's clear... - Venting my frustration via the medium of photography and Photoshop.
12/09/07
W...T...F?! - This gorilla could have been in our drumline!
12/09/07
Ooo, kit-ty! - I love Gordon Brown's pussy.
13/09/07
Local arts coverage: almost nonexistant or just rubbish? - I take on the newspaper and they ignore me.
20/09/07
I'm in love - And he's gay...the story of my life. [sigh]
22/09/07
Rain...and more rain. - The most painful night of
Twelve Angry Jurors yet.
23/09/07
Heard on QI... - A joke.
23/09/07
Apologies - The full story of why I'm back.
25/09/07
Don't mess with B3ta (with new, improved linkage) - A dirty coin almost brought down the Tory party.
30/09/07
I see what you did there - More stories from
Twelve Angry Jurors.
02/10/07
Congratulations - Jim and Natalie, they're such a cute couple!
08/10/07
Sodding Verizon... - More Internet troubles.
16/10/07
And now back to our scheduled programming... - Internet fixed, woo!
17/10/07
It's all coming back to me - Adventures at the job fair.
24/10/07
Call off the search - the houmous has been found. - Mmm, good houmous.
24/10/07
I can't decide... - Bad trumpet playing + bad dancing = fun video