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1. "Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing." ~Alexander Woollcott

2. "In this world there are only two tragedies; one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it." ~Oscar Wilde

3. "If a man could have half his wishes he would double his troubles." ~Benjamin Franklin

4. "If you can imagine it, you can achieve it, if you can dream it, you can become it." ~William Arthur Ward

5. "It’s when you’re safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you’re having an adventure you wish you were safe at home." ~Thornton Wilder

6. "Life is what’s happening while you’re busy making other plans." ~John Lennon Son, "Beautiful Boy"

7. "Things aren’t always what they seem." ~The cheshire cat from "Alice in Wonderland"

8. "It doesn’t matter how many times you get knocked down, what matters is how many times you get up." ~Cecily Tyson

9. "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever." ~Anonymous

10. "If you give some people an inch they’ll think they’re a ruler." ~Anonymous

11. "What seeks truth? Our heart or our mind?" ~Movie, "A time to kill"

12. "A dream is a way of escaping reality." ~me

13. "Dreams are gateways into the past, fantasies of the present, and links to the future." ~me

14. "I want to be the girl with the most cake, I love him so much it just turns to hate, I fake it so real am beyond fake, and someday you will ache like I ache." ~Hole

15. "Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us how you want to see us. In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club." ~From the movie "The Breakfast Club"

16. "Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be, and if you give a damn, take me baby or leave me." ~Maureen from "Rent"

17. "Keep a song in your heart." ~Laurence Welk show ending

18. "Put on a happy face." ~Song from musical "Bye Bye Birdie"

19. "Makem’ laugh." ~Song from musical "Singing in the rain"

20. "There’s someone for everyone." ~Anonymous

21. "Now I’m reading romance novels and dreaming of yesterday. I’d like to see the Riviera and slowdance underneath the stars. I’d like to watch the sun come up in a stranger’s arms. I’m going crazy, a little everyday, and everything I wanted is now driving me away. I woke this morning to the sound of breaking hearts, mine is full of questions and it’s tearing you apart." ~Sheryl Crow-Lyrics from the song "Home"

22. "Nothing is ever lost, it just comes back in a different way." ~T.v. show, "Are you afraid of the dark?"

23. "If practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect, why practice?" ~Anonymous

24. "A timid person is frightened before a danger; a coward during the time; and a courageous person afterward." ~Jean Paul Richter

25. "All by myself, don’t wanna be...all by myself...anymore." ~Song "All by Myself" by Celine Dion

26. "Every moment of your life is infinitely creative and the universe is bountiful. Just put forth a clear enough request, and everything your heart desires must come to you." ~Shakti Gawain

27. "You are not alone. I am here with you. Though we’re far away, I am here to stay. You are not alone." ~Song "You are not alone" by Michael Jackson

28. "The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof." ~Richard Bach- "Illusions"

29. "The love we give away is the only love we keep." ~Elbert Hubbard

30. "Heroes get remembered, but legends never die." ~Babe Ruth-"The Sandlot"

31. "No work=all play." ~Anonymous

32. "There’s so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn’t behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us." ~Anonymous

33. "Learning that love tastes bitter when it’s gone." ~Anonymous

34. "Unacceptance, uniformity, popularity, naiveness and a fear of being different. I seek shelter in my solitude." ~Anonymous

35. "Don’t do anything that you would want to read about in the crime section in the paper." ~Mark A. Luczak

36. "Even a diamond has flaws." ~Brett Bozarth

37. "I’m a cynic that’s a dreamer, a realist that looks for miracles, and an idiot who claims brilliance." ~Brett Bozarth

38. "Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I can bear it." ~Whitman

39. "God help you if you are an ugly girl, course too pretty is also your doom, cause’ everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room. And God help you if you are a phoenix, and you dare to rise up from the ash, a thousand eyes will shoulder you with jealousy, while you are just flying past." ~Ani DiFranco Song, "32 flavors"

40. "Life is a gift from God. What you do with it is your gift to God." ~Anonymous

41. "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer." ~Anonymous

42. "In every life there comes a time when that dream you dream becomes that thing you do." ~From the movie "That thing you do"

43. "Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home." ~Anonymous

44. "I used up all my sick days so I’m calling off dead." ~Anonymous

45. "Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?" ~Anonymous

46. "College is fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink." ~Anonymous

47. "Tomorrow...you're only a day away." ~Song "Tomorrow" from the musical "Annie"

48. On dating..."When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero." ~Anonymous

49. "Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron." ~Anonymous

50. "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is! " ~Anonymous

51. "Good students don’t "cheat"-they verify." ~Anonymous

52. "I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." ~Steven Wright

53. "Right now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before." ~Steven Wright

54. "Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out." ~Anonymous

55. "If the pen is mightier than the sword in a duel I’ll let you have the pen." ~Steven Wright

56. "Why is it, "a penny for your thoughts", but, "you have to put your two cents in?" Somebody’s making a penny." ~Steven Wright

57. "I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it’s going to be up all night." ~Steven Wright

58. "I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils." ~Steven Wright

59. "In the roadrunner cartoon the coyote has been chasing him for like 25 years. I’d like to see him finally get right up to him and go ‘Sorry I thought you were someone else.’" ~Steven Wright

60. "Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems." ~From the movie "Labyrinth"

61. "So close but yet so very far away." ~Anonymous

62. "Easier said than done." ~Anonymous

63. "This too shall pass..." ~Anonymous

64. "I’d rather be weird than normal." ~Laura

65. "Just when you stop looking is when you meet the person of your dreams." ~Anonymous

66. "Now what? Now...we tango!" ~Laura

67. "I’m dying inside, and nobody knows it but me." ~Tony Rich Project-Song "Nobody knows it but me"

68. "I’m crying inside, and nobody knows it but me." ~Tony Rich Project-Song "Nobody knows it but me"

69. "Everybody plays the fool." ~Song by the main ingredient

70. "There are three sides to every story: yours, mine, and the truth." ~Shane Jeffries

71. "I really don’t feel like cryin’ anymore." ~Song "I don’t want to" by Toni Braxston

72. "I really don’t feel like smilin’ anymore." ~Song "I don’t want to" by Toni Braxston

73. "The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart." ~Benjamin Franklin

74. "Fate leads the willing, but drives the stubborn." ~Anonymous

75. "To a young heart everything is fun." ~Charles Dickens

76. "First deserve, and then desire." ~Anonymous

77. "A wise man changes his mind; a fool never." ~Anonymous

78. "Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moon light. Someone's thinkin' of me, and loving me tonight." ~Song, "Somewhere out there"

79. "Be afraid...be very afraid." ~Movie, "Adams Family Values"

80. "An intelligent person does not always know the answer, but knows where to find the answer." ~Anonymous

81. "Always forgive your enemies--nothing annoys them so much." ~Oscar Wilde

82. "The only way to have a friend is to be one." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

83. "The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." ~Allan K. Chalmers

84. "Everything you can imagine is real." ~Picasso

85. "If you were arrested for kindness would there be enough evidence to convict you?" ~Anonymous

86. "Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here we should dance." ~Anonymous

87. "Love doesn’t make the world go ‘round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~Franklin P. Jones

88. "In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities." ~Janos Arnay

89. "To be loved, be lovable." ~Ovid

90. "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~H.L. Mencken

91. "The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink, and somebody to love you." ~Brandan Behan

92. "Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?" ~Abraham Lincoln

93. "All we are saying is give peace a chance." ~John Lennon

94. "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." ~Confucius

95. "The heart is forever making the head it’s fool." ~Francois de La Rouchefoucauld

96. "One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can’t utter." ~James Earl Jones

97. "The head learns new things, but the heart forever more practices old experiences." ~Henry Ward Beecher

98. "Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." ~Benjamin Franklin

99. "Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody’s heart." ~Anthony J. D’Angelo-The College Blue Book

100. "People who are sensible about love are incapable of it." ~Douglas Yates

101. "When I make an entrance, I really make an entrance." ~Anonymous

102. "Go play in traffic." ~Anonymous

103. "It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on." ~Anonymous

104. "You shoot for the moon and if you miss; at least you’re among the stars." ~Warren Sapp

105. "It is always too late, or too little, or both. And that is the road to disaster." ~David Lloyd George

106. "If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." ~Anonymous

107. "A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking." ~Anonymous

108. "Experience is something you don’t get until after you need it." ~Anonymous

109. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism." ~Anonymous

110. "He who hesitates is probably right." ~Anonymous

111. "Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with." ~Anonymous

112. "No one is listening until you make a mistake." ~Anonymous

113. "Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view." ~Anonymous

114. "The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it." ~Anonymous

115. "The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread." ~Anonymous

116. "The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach." ~Anonymous

117. "To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal ideas from many is research." ~Anonymous

118. "To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles." ~Anonymous

119. "Two wrongs are only the beginning." ~Anonymous

120. "You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive." ~Anonymous

121. "The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard." ~Anonymous

122. "I’m like a bad penny-I always turn up." ~ "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"

123. "To know a little less and to understand a little more: that, it seems to me, is our greatest need." ~James Ramsey Ullman-American author

124. "Like our shadows, our wishes lengthen as our sun declines." ~Edward Young

125. "Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, the other half is composed of people who have nothing to say, and keep on saying it." ~Robert Frost

126. "Plan as though you will live forever, live as though you will die tomorrow." ~Anonymous

127. "Laughter can be heard farther than weeping." ~Yiddish Proverb

128. "I cannot show you the world, but I can show you mine." ~Mindless Faith

129. "In the future everyone will be world famous for 15 minutes." ~Andy Warhol

130. "If it’s sanity you’re after, there’s no recipe like laughter." ~Henry Rutherford Elliot

131. "The most useless day of all is the one in which we have not laughed." ~Sebastian R.N. Champort

132. "Literature is eavesdropping." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

133. "The reward of a thing well done, is to have done it." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

134. "Our deed will travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are." ~George Eliot

135. "You see things and you say: why? But I dream things that never were, and I say: why not?" ~George Bernard Shaw

136. "Nothing is good or bad, but thinking makes it so." ~Shakespeare

137. "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation." ~Plato

138. "One man in his time plays many roles." ~Skakespeare

139. "Life is so short that it is not wise to take roundabout ways, nor can we spend much time in waiting." ~Henry David Thoreau

140. "Dost thou love life? The do not squander time for that’s the stuff life is made of." ~Benjamin Franklin

141. "What do we live for if not to make life less difficult for others." ~George Eliot

142. "If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, then only left-handed people are in their right mind." ~Anonymous

143. "Did you ever want something so bad, but just can’t/couldn’t have it?" ~Anonymous

144. "Everything of worth is found full of difficulties." ~John Smith

145. " ‘Cause your love’s like a thorn without a rose." ~Steven Tyler

146. "First class is what’s wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it’s a better life." ~ Movie, "Jerry Maguire"

147. "Roll with the punches, tomorrow’s another day." ~ Movie, "Jerry Maguire"

148. "A positive anything is better than a negative nothing." ~ Movie, "Jerry Maguire"

149. "Maybe love shouldn’t be such hard work." ~Movie, "Jerry Maguire"

150. "In life to be honest, I’ve failed as much as I’ve succeeded." ~ Movie, "Jerry Maguire"

151. "Quit playin’ games with my heart." ~ Song "Quit playin’ games with my heart" by The Backstreet Boys

152. "When the heart’s in love the head cannot think straight." ~me

153. "Always moving but going nowhere." ~ Song, "What becomes of the broken-hearted" by Jimmy Ruffet

154. "But happiness is just an illusion, filled with sadness and confusion." ~Song, "What becomes of the broken-hearted" by Jimmy Ruffet

155. "Can’t hurry love." ~Anonymous

156. "Why do we push love away?" ~ "Water runs dry" by Boyz II Men

157. "You don’t notice someone until they are unavailable." ~me

158. "The more you can’t have someone, the more you want them (that person)." ~me

159. "On my own" ~Song by Peach Union

160. "We only think about the meaning of life when someone dies, when we should think about it everyday." ~Anonymous

161. "Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big." ~George Carlin

162. "The difference in people is really what makes this old world go ‘round." ~Anonymous

163. "The toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you’re kissing tomorrow." ~Anonymous

164. "Let your conscience be your guide." ~Jimity Cricket

165. "Elementary my dear Watson." ~Sherlock Holmes

166. "Those who fail to learn the lessons of history and doomed to repeat them." ~George Santiyana

167. "Can only be seen by the eyes of the blind." ~Billy Joel, "In the middle of the night"

168. "Nothing good ever happened after midnight." ~Anonymous

169. "Time waits for no one." ~Anonymous

170. "Everything ends badly, or else it just wouldn’t end." ~Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"

171. "Too old to be a child, too young to be an adult." ~Anonymous

172. "People fall more for big lies than small ones." ~Adolf Hitler "Mein Kampf"

173. "It’s too easy. Half of everything is luck, and the other half...fate." ~James Bond- "Goldeneye 007"

174. "And now I know nothing but I know what I lack...seems every step I’m taking forward...I’m taking two back." ~Shelter

175. "Fasten your wish to the tail of a kite." ~Anonymous

176. "If winners never quit, and quitters never win, then who’s the fool who said ‘quit while you’re ahead?’" ~Anonymous

177. "...but that’s another story..." ~Movie, "The Never-ending Story"

178. "...make the rules up as I go..." ~Sheryl Crow Song "Strong enough to be my man"

179. "Life moves pretty fast, if you don’t stop to look around once in a while you could miss it." ~Ferris Bueller

180. "Don’t break your neck to study, break your study to neck." ~Anonymous

181. "Respect is based on friendship. And friendship is based on love. And love is so...accidental." ~Thoreau

182. "I will fight no more forever." ~Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce War

183. "Life is just one big game. You win, you lose, and then you die." ~Anonymous

184. "When someone asks me the question ‘do you see the glass as half-empty or half-full?’ I say to them, ‘what glass?’" -me

185. "Hate is like a cancer, it will kill you." ~Anonymous

186. "Love moves in mysterious ways." ~Anonymous

187. "Evil always wins because good is dumb." ~Anonymous

188. "Evil triumphs when good men do nothing." ~Anonymous

189. "Nice guys finish last." ~Movie, "The Mask"

190. "Your love is better than ice cream, better than anything else that I've tried." ~Sarah McLachlan Song, "Ice Cream"

191. "Every diamond is created from a lump of coal under extreme pressure over a long, long time." ~Anonymous

192. "Cowards die many times before their deaths. The valiant taste of death but once." ~Julius Caesar

193. "Follow your heart and your dreams, NOT other people." ~Anonymous

194. "If you give your heart away, don’t be surprised if you get it back broken." ~Anonymous

195. "I’ve learned that writing, as well as talking, can ease emotional pains." ~Anonymous

196. "This is the beginning of the end." ~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

197. "Imagination is more important than knowledge, knowledge is limited, imagination circles the world." ~Albert Einstein

198. "I am what I am today because of the choices I made yesterday." ~Anonymous

199. "Risk: you cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore." ~Anonymous

200. "Imagination: A mind stretched by new ideas never regains its original dimensions." ~Anonymous

201. "Opportunity: You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take." ~Anonymous

202. "Effort: Life does not require us to be the biggest or the best. It only asks that we try." ~Anonymous

203. "Excellence: Some succeed because they are destined to. Others succeed because they are determined to." ~Anonymous

204. "Attitude: If it is to be, it is up to me." ~Anonymous

205. "Courage: In the end the only people who fail are those who do no try." ~Anonymous

206. "Life is all memory, except for the one present moment that goes by so quick you hardly catch it going." ~Tennessee Williams

207. "Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible." ~Anonymous

208. "Your attitude shall determine your altitude." ~Anonymous

209. "Focus: f-follow, o-one, c-course, u-until, s-successful." ~Anonymous

210. "The extreme always seem to make an impression." ~Movie, "Heathers"

211. "Face your fears, live your dreams." ~Anonymous

212. "You can’t play a player. Always be for real." Anonymous

213. "I’ve learned the hard way that some poems don’t rhyme, and some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next." ~Anonymous

214. "The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole." ~Anonymous

215. "Fantasy is the best reality. Make your dreams come true. ~Anonymous

216. "Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent." ~Eleanor Roosevelt

217. "When given the choice between two evils, pick the one you’ve never done before." ~Anonymous

218. "The cruelest lies are often told without a word...my my...the kindest truths are often spoke and never heard." ~Ben Folds

219. "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." ~Anonymous

220. "When the going gets tough, the tough get going." ~Anonymous

221. "Wishes don’t come true if you don’t wish for them." ~Anonymous

222. "You’ll know when you get there." ~Anonymous

223. "Milk it for what it’s worth." ~Anonymous

224. "You can’t trick fate so follow your heart." ~Mike

225. "I always knew I’d look back on the times I cried and laugh, but I never knew I’d look back on the times I laughed and cry." ~Anonymous

226. "Pressure does not build character, it reveals it." ~Anonymous

227. "We think many things are forever and they’re not; you find that out when you least expect it." ~Anonymous

228. "Life is a series of twists and turns; things don’t always turn your way." ~Anonymous

229. "Life starts out on a clean slate, as you grow up you start to make your mark. Things get more and more complicated as you make it. Life becomes a battle of the fittest. You’ll go through battles upon battles until you find yourself; or someone finds you." ~Anonymous

230. "We are becoming old at a younger age." ~Anonymous

231. "Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem." ~Anonymous

232. "Life is like a rubberband; the harder you go forward, the harder you snap back." ~Anonymous

233. "It takes years to build up trust, and a few minutes to tear it down." ~Anonymous

234. "Seize the moment." ~Anonymous

235. "When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go." ~Anonymous

236. "Swallowing angry words before you say them is better than eating them afterwards." ~Anonymous

237. "Friendship is a great bond that takes something harsh to break it and when that happens all hell will break loose." ~Anonymous

238. "You know it’s amazing to me that friendship can go from as precious as gold to as useless as dust." ~Anonymous

239. "Those who look for seashells will find seashells; those who open them will find pearls." ~Al-Ghazali

240. "A great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." ~Walter Gagenot

241. "If actions speak louder than words then why is the pen mightier than the sword." ~G.K. and J.J.

242. "You don’t stop laughing because you get old, you get old because you stop laughing." ~Anonymous

243. "They will say that you are on the wrong road, if it is your own." ~Antonio Porchia

244. "If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it." ~Anonymous

245. "Tomorrow is fresh with no mistakes...yet." ~L.M. Montgomery

246. "When I think I need to belong, I follow others. When I follow my heart, I feel like I belong regardless of others." ~Tully

247. "Shared joy is double joy. Shared sorrow is half-sorrow." ~Heart Warrior Chosa

248. "When the tears are on the outside, the inside is healing." ~Anonymous

249. "Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." ~Helen Keller

250. "To dream of the person you would like to be, it to waste the person you are." ~Anonymous

251. "If you do something that pleases you, then at least one person is happy." ~Anonymous

252. "Dare to dream, and you dare to live. For what is life but dreams come true?" -Anonymous

253. "Enjoy life today. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come." -Anonymous

254. "He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not is a fool forever." -Anonymous

255. "You are what you pretend to be." -Anonymous

256. "The unfortunate thing about this world is that good habits are so much easier to give up than bad ones." -Somerset Maugham

257. "Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects." -Will Rogers

258. Procrastination- the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Marquis

259. "A wish is a dream you dream about when you’re awake." -Linda Goodman- "Star Signs"

260. "Hope for the best,
Expect the worst,
Life’s a play,
We’re unrehearsed."
-Anonymous

261. "Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it." -Anonymous

262. "Life is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel." -Anonymous

263. "There’s a danger in loving somebody too much, and it’s sad when you know it’s their heart you can’t touch." -Patty Smyth Song, "Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough"(re-worded)

264. "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong." -Murphy’s Law

265. "The only real mistake is the one from which you learn nothing." -Anonymous

266. "Tell me something, who could ask for more, than to be living in a moment you would die for?" -Anonymous

267. "Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer, but wish we didn’t." -Anonymous

268. "Time is like sand. No matter how hard you hold on, it eventually slips through your fingers." -Anonymous

269. "Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened." -Anonymous

270. "A #2 pencil and a dream can take you anywhere." -Anonymous

271. "You only have one life. You don’t get second chances. Let something really good slip through your fingers and it’s gone forever." -Anonymous

272. "Cute. Not funny, but cute." -The Pretender, t.v. series

273. "The smart ones always do something stupid." -The Pretender, t.v. series

274. "There is no right or wrong, only fun and boring." -Anonymous

275. "Love many, trust few." -Anonymous

276. "You always remember the things you want to forget, and forget the things you want to remember." -Anonymous

277. "There is a lesson to be learned in everything." -Anonymous

278. "Love will come and it is near, just make sure your mind is clear." -Anonymous

279. "We choose to be afraid of things. We can also choose not to be." -Anonymous

280. "Taking chances makes things happen." -Anonymous

281. "A friend is a person who knows all about you, but still likes you anyways." -Anonymous

282. "The person who digs revenge should be digging two graves." -Anonymous

283. "Yell and someone will come running." -Anonymous

284. "In your dreams you will find your destiny." -Anonymous

285. "The next rainy day holds a mystery for you." -Fortune Cookie

286. "Comedy is a mysterious and explored art." -Anonymous

287. "Anger is only one letter short of danger." -Anonymous

288. "One man’s junk is another man’s treasure." -Anonymous

289. "If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault; if he betrays you twice, it’s your fault." -Anonymous

290. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt

291. "Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art." -Anonymous

292. "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself." -Anonymous

293. "As a writer, you are free." -Ursula K. LeGuin

294. "Que sera sera-what will be will be." -Anonymous

295. "We can never turn back the pages of time, though we may wish to relive a happy moment, or say good-bye one last time, we never can, because the sands of time continue to fall, and we can’t turn the hourglass." -Anonymous

296. "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." -Issac Newton

297. "Find out what you like doing, and get someone to pay you for doing it." -Katharine Whitehorn

298. "It is better to remain silent and have people think you are a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt." -Mark Twain

299. "If you’re gonna walk on thin ice, you might as well dance." -Anonymous

300. "It takes both your worst enemy and your best friend to hurt you." -Anonymous

301. "Age is mind over matter, if you don’t mind it don’t matter." -Anonymous

302. "It is not the effect of growing up that shocks me, but rather the thought of a new beginning." -Anonymous

303. "If at first you don’t succeed, then you’re doing it wrong." -Anonymous

304. "You will always learn something new everyday." -Anonymous

305. "Many things in life will catch your eye, but few your heart, pursue those." -Anonymous

306. "Dreams are what your mind is scared to think about while you’re awake." -Anonymous

307. "YYUR YYUB ICURYY 4ME-too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me" -Anonymous

308. "Ere ora est pero momento quay vera: to this moment and the moment yet to come." -James Bond, "Man with the golden gun"

309. "I’ve learned that the greater a person’s sense of guilt, the greater his need to cast blame on others." -Anonymous

310. "Life would be too boring if everyone wasn’t just a little bit crazy." -Anonymous

311. "Don’t worry about what could have been, worry about what can be." -Anonymous

312. "I never knew until that moment, how much it hurt to lose something I never had." -Kevin Arnold, T.v. show, "The Wonder Years"

313. "I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up." -Anonymous

314. "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?: Will you sleep with me tonight?" -French Pick-up line

315. "For every high, there’s a low." -Anonymous

316. "Sometimes on the way to your dream you get lost...and you find a better one!" -Anonymous

317. "Never put off tomorrow what you can do today." -Anonymous

318. "Smile...it’s the second best thing you can do with your mouth." -Anonymous

319. "You must face your fears to overcome them." -Anonymous

320. "It’s the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time." -Tallulah Bankheads

321. "Did you ever want something really bad and then when you finally got it all you could do was stand there and grin at it?" -Pete Seeger

322. "If splashing in puddles means you have to wear wet shoes for a day-sometimes it’s worth it." -Anonymous

323. "Without darkness there can be no light." -Anonymous

324. "Love...brings pleasure and pain, joy and sadness...if you have it, you think nothing could ever bring you down, but it you lose it, you wonder how you can survive." -Anonymous

325. "We laughed until we had to cry, and we loved right down to our last good-bye." -Anonymous

326. "I felt I was standing at a great precipice with no one to pull me back, no one who cared...or even noticed." -Rose from the movie "Titanic"

327. "There’s a fine line between what’s funny and what’s offensive." -Anonymous

328. "To love someone is nothing, to be loved by someone is something, but to be loved by someone you love is everything." -Anonymous

329. "Life is a gift-accept it, life is an adventure-dare it, life is a mystery-unfold it, life is a game-play it, life is a struggle-face it, life is beauty-praise it, life is a puzzle-solve it, life is an opportunity-take it." -Anonymous

330. "When in doubt, tell the truth." -Mark Twain

331. "To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.
Anger is only one letter short of danger.
If someone betrays you once, it’s his fault;
If he betrays you twice, it’s your fault.
Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.
Learn from the mistakes of others, You can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.
The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it."
-Anonymous

332. "I’ve lived long enough to have learned the closer you get to the fire the more you get burned." -Billy Joel

333. "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." -Stalin

334. "It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others." -Salada

335. "Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing." -Salada

336. "Some people come into our lives, leave footprints on our hearts and we are never the same." -Anonymous

337. "In order to see a rainbow you have to put up with the rain." -Anonymous

338. "Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary: impossible." -H. Robert Schuller

339. "There are some things in life that should remain mysteries." -Ariana Karamallis

340. "Choose a star, not only to wish on...but to dream on." -Anonymous

341. "A random thought in a random world isn’t so random after all." -Anonymous

342. "As I stand in a crowded room, somehow I am still alone." -Jennifer Lynn

343. "What is reality but destroyer of dreams." -Anonymous

344. "Life is like an onion, you discover it layer by layer, and sometimes it makes you cry." -Michelle Polk

345. "Forget the past but remember what it taught you." -Anonymous

346. "Safe is a four letter word; you can’t steal second base by keeping your foot on first." -Anonymous

347. "Never fear opposition-a kite rises against the wind, not with it." -Anonymous

348. "The wonders you seek are within yourself. The Wizard never gave anything to the Scarecrow, the Lion, and the Tin Man that they didn’t already have." -Anonymous

349. "Nobody raises their own reputation by lowering others’." Anonymous

350. "It’s really amazing when two strangers become the best of friends, but it’s really sad when the best of friends become two strangers." -Anonymous

351. "Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts-Don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours." -Kurt Vonnegut

352. "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it’s yours. If it doesn’t-it never was." -Anonymous

353. "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy." -Erica Long

354. "Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks." -Movie, "Forrest Gump"

355. "It is as close as the harvest moon in the evening sky, as distant as dream on wakening; near as a rainbow, and so remote you could walk forever and never reach it." -Anonymous

356. "Now, this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning." -Winston Churchill

357. "All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh." -Jerry Seinfeld

358. "Smile now; cry later." -Lilflores

359. "You better be careful what you say to me cause it might turn around on you, you better be careful what you do to me, cause somebody might do it to you." -Sparkle

360. "Everything that we see or seem is nothing but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe

361. "Watch your thoughts; they become your words. Watch your words; they become your actions. Watch your actions; they become your habits. Watch your habits; they become your character. Watch your character; for it will become your destiny." -Anonymous

362. "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." -Oscar Wilde

363. "Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end." -Semisonic Song, "Closing Time"

364. "The one thing that doesn’t abide by majority rule is a person’s conscience." -Atticus Finch

365. "Avoiding the topic doesn’t help it go away." -Anonymous

366. "I’d rather be disliked for who I am than liked for who I’m not." -Anonymous

367. "You always want what you can’t have! When you can’t have it, you want it even more! Once you have it, you don’t want it anymore!" -Anonymous

368. "Sarcasm is the protest of people who are weak." -John Knowles

369. "God grant me the courage to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom to know the difference." -Alcoholics Anonymous

370. "Some people think it’s holding on that makes one strong--sometimes it’s letting go." -Anonymous

371. "A moment lasts all of a second, but the memory lives on forever." -Anonymous

372. "You told me to choose-vanilla or chocolate? I chose strawberry. How was I to know you hated the color pink? You asked my opinion-brown or black shoes? I said blue. How was I to know you hated the color blue? You wanted to meet my best friend. I brought her over. You walked away. How was I to know you hated the color black?" -Marisa Mabli

373. "Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me." -Kermit the Frog

374. "I am not the same having seen the moon shine on the other side of the world." -Anonymous

375. "Let it be." -Paul McCartney

376. "Why do they kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong." -Anonymous

377. "A slip of the foot, you may soon recover. But a slip of the tongue you may never get over." -Benjamin Franklin

378. "Don’t throw stones at your neighbor’s windows if you live in a glass house." -Benjamin Franklin

379. "And in the end, the tortoise beat the hare." -Anonymous

380. "You never truly know someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes." -Anonymous

381. "Give me a fish, and I’ll eat for a day. Teach me to fish, and I’ll eat for a lifetime." -Anonymous

382. "Whenever you complain, remember--there’s always someone who is worse off than you, and there is always someone who is better off than you." -Patricia Friedlander

383. "The most important thing to remember, so I’m told is that there is a reason for everything." -Anonymous

384. "Take a ride to the land of fantasy where dreams become reality." -Anonymous

385. "Always leave them laughing when you say good-bye." -Anonymous

386. "If the truth were to be known, everyone would be wearing a scarlet letter of one form or another." -Nathaniel Hawthorne

387. "When you call someone’s name, and they don’t hear, you feel so lonely." -Angela, T.v. show "My So-Called Life"

388. "I used to keep an open mind, but people keep trying to fill it with garbage." -Anonymous

389. "Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." -John Lennon

390. "I’ve learned that no matter how good a friend someone is, they’re going to hurt you every once in while and you must forgive them for that." -Anonymous

391. "Don’t count the days--make the days count." -Ed Agresta

392. "Live your life one day at a time." -me

393. "For many people, one of the most frustrating aspects of life is not being, able to understand other people’s behavior." -Anonymous

394. "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter." -Martin Luther King Jr.

395. "Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out." -Bette Midler

396. "Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." -Lewis Carroll

397. "Procrastination gives you something to look forward to." -Joan Konner

398. "Sometimes I need to apologize, sometimes I need to admit that I ain’t right, sometimes I should just keep my mouth shut, or only say hello. Sometimes I still feel I’m walking alone." -Billie Joe Armstrong

399. "Love is like a roller coaster: when it’s good you don’t want to get off, and when it isn’t , you can’t wait to throw up." -Anonymous

400. "Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

401. "A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step." -Lau-Tzu

402. "Nonsense, now and then, is pleasant." -Horace

403. "...and what it all comes down to is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet." -Alanis Morisette

404. "Don’t beat up a girl that’s down." -Laura

405. "A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at the other. Some of it’s chief benefits are cancer of the lips and stomach, softening of the brain, funeral processions and families shrouded in gloom and grief. Although a great many people know this, they still smoke in order to appear sophisticated." -Ann Lander’s reader

406. "Sometimes someone says something really small, and it just fits right into this empty place in your heart." -Angela on the t.v. show "My So-Called Life"

407. "Do not fall into the trap of pretending everything is fine when you know that it is not." -Super Horoscope

408. "I find sometimes it’s easy to be myself. Sometimes I find it’s better to be somebody else." -Dave Matthews

409. "It’s so easy to laugh; it’s so easy to hate; it takes strength to be gentle and kind." -The Smiths

410. "People are like autumn leaves--found almost anywhere. True friends are like diamonds--beautiful, precious, and rare." -Anonymous

411. "You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you didn’t." -Emily Saliers

412. "Before you judge me take a look at you, can’t you find something better to do? Point the finger, slow to understand, arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand." -Metallica

413. "I wish the real world would just stop hassling me." -Matchbox 20 Song, "Real World"

414. "Just the two of us." -Will Smith Song

415. "When we get depressed we eat and eat and eat some more. You know...you go to the store and get a bag of those mini candy bars and before you know it the bag is empty and you realize that’s exactly how you still feel...empty." -Richard Simons, Movie "The Nutty Professor"

416. "We’re living in a world of fools, breakin’ us down, when they all should let us be." -The Beegees

417. "Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too." -Will Smith Song, "Just the two of us"

418. "The pain now is part of the happiness then." -C.S. Lewis

419. "Wildflowers don’t care where they grow." -Anonymous

420. "I have my fingers crossed on a shooting star." -Wallflowers

421. "For every minute you are angry you lose 60 seconds of happiness." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

422. "Enemies are so stimulating." -Katherine Hepburn

423. "It’s 160 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark; and we’re wearing sunglasses." -Movie, "The Blues Brothers"

424. "What lies behind us and what lies before us is unimportant compared to what lies within us." -Anonymous

425. "I’m not sick but I’m not well." -Harvey Danger Song, "Flagpole Sitta"

426. "I’m so tired of being good." -Allison in the movie, "Crybaby"

427. "I only cry when I can admit the fault is solely mine." -Heather

428. "Shake it off and move on." -Tom Hanks

429. "There’s nothing so dangerous for manipulators as people who think for themselves." -Meg Greenfield in Newsweek

430. "There’s too much said for the sake of argument and too little said for the sake of agreement." -Cullen Hightower in Quote

431. "You have to be the first, best or different." -Loretta Lynn

432. "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." -Anonymous

433. "I’ve learned that the people you trust the most might turn out to be your worst enemy over time." -Ann

434. "Now that I have everyone’s attention I don’t know what to say." -Madonna

435. "Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion." -Spanish Proverb

436. "I think I’ve made a mess of things all the way around." -Agnes Von Kurowsky (Sandra Bullock) in the movie "In Love and War"

437. "Don’t criticize what you can’t understand." -Bob Dylan

438. "No one can do everything, but everyone can do something." -Anonymous

439. "And Alice picked up the little cake and on it read, ‘Be Yourself’. ‘How funny’, Alice thought, ‘what else could I be!’ " -Lewis Carroll