| Vehicle | Engine | 0-60 | 1/4 mile | HP | TQ | Curb Weight (lb) | LB/HP | LB/TQ | |
| Stark Raving Bonkers | |||||||||
| Porsche Cayenne Turbo S 2016 | 4.8 V8 T | 3.8 | 12.1 @ 115.0 | 570 | 590 | 4950 | 8.7 | 8.4 | |
| BMW X6M 2015 | 4.4 V8 T | 3.7 | 12.1 @ 115.0 | 567 | 553 | 5202 | 9.2 | 9.4 | |
| Mercedes-AMG GLE63S 2016 | 5.5 V8 T | 3.8 | 12.2 @ 115.0 | 577 | 561 | 5315 | 9.2 | 9.5 | |
| BMW X5M 2015 | 4.4 V8 T | 3.8 | 12.3 @ 115.0 | 567 | 553 | 5299 | 9.3 | 9.6 | |
| BMW X5M | 4.4 V8 T | 4.0 | 12.5 @ 112.0 | 555 | 500 | 5329 | 9.6 | 10.7 | |
| Porsche Cayenne Turbo S | 4.8 V8 T | 4.1 | 12.6 @ 112.0 | 550 | 553 | 5305 | 9.6 | 9.6 | |
| Range Rover Sport SVR 2016 | 5.0 V8 S | 4.3 | 12.8 @ 111.0 | 550 | 502 | 5438 | 9.9 | 10.8 | |
| BMW X6M | 4.4 V8 T | 4.3 | 12.8 @ 110.0 | 555 | 500 | 5254 | 9.5 | 10.5 | |
| Super-Heavyweights | |||||||||
| Porsche Cayenne Turbo 2007 | 4.8 V8 T | 4.7 | 13.2 @ 108.0 | 500 | 516 | 5460 | 10.9 | 10.6 | |
| Mercedes ML63 AMG | 6.2 V8 | 4.5 | 13.2 @ 107.0 | 503 | 465 | 5162 | 10.3 | 11.1 | |
| Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT 2016 | 6.4 V8 | 4.6 | 13.2 @ 105.0 | 475 | 470 | 5331 | 11.2 | 11.3 | |
| Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 | 6.1 V8 | 4.4 | 13.2 @ 104.0 | 420 | 420 | 4768 | 11.4 | 11.4 | |
| Mercedes G55 AMG | 5.5 V8 S | 4.7 | 13.2 @ 103.2 | 469 | 516 | 5590 | 11.9 | 10.8 | |
| BMW X6 50i | 4.4 V8 T | 4.8 | 13.4 @ 102.8 | 400 | 450 | 5270 | 13.2 | 11.7 | |
| Range Rover Sport | 5.0 V8 S | 5.1 | 13.7 @ 104.0 | 510 | 461 | 5840 | 11.5 | 12.7 | |
| Infiniti FX50 | 5.0 V8 | 5.2 | 13.7 @ 102.1 | 390 | 369 | 4641 | 11.9 | 12.6 | |
| Heavyweights | |||||||||
| Chevrolet Trailblazer SS | 6.0 V8 | 5.6 | 14.1 @ 97.5 | 395 | 400 | 4648 | 11.8 | 11.6 | |
| GMC Typhoon | 4.3 V6 T | 5.3 | 14.1 @ 95.1 | 315 | 430 | 3822 | 12.1 | 8.9 | |
| BMW X5 4.8iS | 4.8 V8 | 5.9 | 14.3 @ 95.8 | 355 | 369 | 4851 | 13.7 | 13.1 | |
| Porsche Cayenne S 2008 | 4.8 V8 | 6.0 | 14.5 @ 98.0 | 385 | 369 | 5351 | 13.9 | 14.5 | |
| Jeep Cherokee 4.6 Stroker | 4.6 I6 | 5.9 | 14.5 @ 95.2 | 258 | 320 | 3450 | 13.4 | 10.8 | |
| Mercedes G550 | 5.5 V8 | 5.9 | 14.5 @ 94.0 | 382 | 391 | 5665 | 14.8 | 14.5 | |
| BMW X6 35i | 3.0 I6 T | 5.9 | 14.5 @ 93.7 | 300 | 300 | 4985 | 16.6 | 16.6 | |
| Cadillac SRX V8 AWD | 4.6 V8 | 6.4 | 14.6 @ 96.3 | 320 | 315 | 4442 | 13.9 | 16.1 | |
| Toyota Sequoia 2009 | 5.7 V8 | 6.2 | 14.7 @ 93.7 | 381 | 401 | 6134 | 16.1 | 15.3 | |
| Infiniti FX45 | 4.5 V8 | 6.5 | 14.8 @ 95.1 | 315 | 329 | 4300 | 13.7 | 13.1 | |
| Cadillac Escalade 2007 | 6.2 V8 | 6.3 | 14.8 @ 95.0 | 403 | 417 | 5793 | 14.4 | 13.9 | |
| Mercedes ML55 AMG | 5.5 V8 | 6.3 | 14.8 @ 94.6 | 342 | 376 | 4861 | 14.2 | 12.9 | |
| Mercedes ML500 | 5.0 V8 | 6.3 | 14.8 @ 94.2 | 302 | 339 | 4890 | 16.2 | 14.4 | |
| BMW X5 4.6iS | 4.6 V8 | 6.2 | 14.8 @ 93.6 | 340 | 350 | 4824 | 14.2 | 13.8 | |
| Mercedes GL450 | 4.7 V8 | 6.4 | 14.8 @ 93.1 | 335 | 339 | 5468 | 16.3 | 16.1 | |
| Lexus LX570 | 5.7 V8 | 6.5 | 14.8 @ 92.5 | 383 | 403 | 6164 | 16.1 | 15.3 | |
| Infiniti EX35 AWD | 3.5 V6 | 6.5 | 14.9 @ 94.5 | 297 | 253 | 4032 | 13.6 | 15.9 | |
| BMW X5 4.4i | 4.4 V8 | 6.9 | 14.9 @ 94.5 | 315 | 324 | 4675 | 14.8 | 14.4 | |
| Mercedes-Benz R500 | 5.0 V8 | 6.5 | 14.9 @ 92.0 | 302 | 339 | 5210 | 17.3 | 15.4 | |