Ford Acronyms

Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge
Fords Only Run Downhill
For Old Rickety Drivers
F#&$ing Old Rebuilt Dodge
F#&$ing Over Rated Dodge.
Fords Only Race Dogs
Fat Old Retarted Dodge
Flip Over Read Directions
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fixed On Race Day
Ford Owner Really Dumb
For Only Retarded Drivers
Fabrication Ordinaire Reparation Dispendieuse (French for ordinary fabrication expensive repairs.)
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy
Found On Russian Dump
For Off Road Death
Frigin Oakies Really Digem'
Funky Old Road Dog
Found On Roadside's Destroyed
Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty
First On Recall Day


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