Momisms - yo mama ain't this cool!
Momisms
While riding in the car with my dad driving:
....."He's gonna make a U turn - that's a definite no-no!"
To me, at a 4th of July party:
....."Kristin! I can see your nipples! Are you wearing a bra?"
While driving to watch fireworks on the 4th of July:
....."Roll up your windows so nobody throws a firecracker in the car!"
In the parking lot at a restaurant:
....."Smells like urine out here... reminds me of France."
About the parking lot at Blockbuster:
....."Whoever designed this should be shot!"
Threatening my brother and myself:
....."I'm one mean mofo!"
In response to harassment about driving under the speed limit:
....."This is where that animal committed suicide in front of my car."
To my brother:
....."You are no fun. You are never going to have a girlfriend because you are so boring."
