Hospital literature humor
I was flicking through the literature the hospital gave us about labor and childbirth earlier and have realized that someone thought they had the green light to attempt humor. Some highlights:
Second Stage of Labor: 'Your healthcareprovider may ask the laborpartner if they would like to cut the cord. Don't worry! The doctor will not let them cut off something that is not meant to be cut off!'
Transition - first stage, physical changes in mother: 'Hiccuping, belching and passing gas. How lovely! Thank goodness we do not remember much of this part!'
The Pain of Labor: 'Do not let anyone tell you that labor does not burt if you breathe and relax properly. You will want to hunt them down after having your baby!'
Yes, really. They did put all this in print, and more. I am not amused.