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Quotes, Insults & Norm-isms

"Cheers".  Insult Television.  It doesn't get any better than that.  Norm, Cliff, Carla, Sam, Diane, Coach, Woody, Lilith, Frasier... the list goes on.  And each one had their moments.

So, here are some classic Cheers moments, and my favorites, the Norm-isms. **


Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?
Norm: It's a dog eat dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

Sam: What're you up to, Norm?
Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

Sam: What's up, Norm?
Norm: My nipples.  It's freezing out there.

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson.

Woody: Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep.  Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

Norm: Women.  You can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Coach: What's the story, Norm?
Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

Coach: What's shakin', Norm?
Norm: All four teeth and a couple of chins, Coach.

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs you.

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer!

Norm: Morning, Sammy.
Sam: Little early for a beer, isn't it?
Norm: So, float a corn flake in it.

Norm: [coming in from the rain] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

Norm: Woody, you in pain, buddy?
Woody: No, I was just thinking.
Norm: Yeah, well, the first time is always the worst.

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ''Insert beer here.''

Woody: What's the story, Norm?
Norm: ''Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.''

Frasier: ...I'm not getting any.
Norm: You got off easy.

Quotes & Insults

Coach: Cheers.   Just a sec.  Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?
Sam: That's you, Coach.
Coach: Speaking.

Coach: How come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera, and I just can't.

Norm: You wanna know what I love?
Sam: Beer Norm?
Norm: Yeah, I'll have a quick one.

Norm: See ya in the morning, I guess, huh?
Sam: Yeah.  I may be a little late.
Norm: Ah, that's okay.  I had a key made.

Frasier: Hello in there, Cliff.  Tell me... what color is the sky in your world?

Frasier: Woody, you must be an idiot savant!
Woody: Yeah, but I cover it by smiling alot.

Frasier: And Lilith.... is a good woman. Strong. Durable. Reliable.
Norm: She'd make one hell of a radial tire, huh?

Carla: Oh come on, Sam, you know my philosophy.  If you can't say something nice... say it about Diane.

Diane: What could be more enjoyable than opening your heart with holiday cheer?
Carla: Opening yours with a can opener?

Cliff: I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging about it either.

Cliff: Hello, Pierre.  Yeah.  Cliff Clavin over here at Cheers.   Heeeyyy that's Mr. Weenie to you, pal.

Cliff: ...I spent a good part of my youth in a laboratory.
Carla: And you'd still be there today if the chimpanzee hadn't taught you how to open your cage.

Diane: What can be more enjoyable than opening your heart with holiday cheer?
Carla: Opening yours with a can opener?

Diane: I'm sorry I'm late, but you'll be delighted when you hear why.
Carla: We were just delighted that you were late.

Carla: You're not cooking up something that is gonna humiliate my friends and make them look stupid, are ya?
Rebecca: Why, yeah.
Carla: How can I help?

Carla: Aw, come on, Sam. You know my philosophy -- if you can't say anything nice, say it about Diane.

Cliff: Just like all women -- if they're not turning down your proposal of marriage, they're accusing you of suspicious behavior in the lingere changing room.

Lilith: Do you realize that when I publish my book on Borderline Psychosis, every penny I've spent in this bar will be deductable.

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** These Cheers WAVS were found on these great websites:
WavList - WavCentral - WavCrazed - The original Cheers website - Kyle's Cheers Hangout