Come on in! The 'Hawk is ALWAYS open!!
Heh heh heh... we got chicks... and guns... and firetrucks...
(You get Bonus Points if you know what movie that line comes from!)
The Homicidal Terrahawk.  Where friends don't let friends drive drunk...
(Because we'd rather watch you try and walk a straight line... while laughing at you the whole time!)
Welcome to the Homicidal Terrahawk, or the 'Hawk as I like to call it!  A Virtual Pub for your cyber relaxation and enjoyment.  The 'Hawk got its name from me, and my extra-special Wu Name.  So, I just shortened it a bit, and Ta-Daaahhh!  Anyway... I'm so glad you could make it!  Come on in, grab a beer and a guy (or... a girl) and stay a while!  We've got pool tables, dart boards, incorrigible waitresses (I dare you to find a nice one), a jukebox, big screen TVs with VCR and DVD players... everything you could possibly want and need in a fine cyber establishment!
So... don't be shy... come on in!  Kick up your heels, get down n' dirty with us, tell us a few bawdy jokes (as long as you're of age), and by all means - check your tact and good manners at the door!  No goody-goodys allowed! **wink**  Heh heh heh...
"Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go...
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came.
You want to be where you can see,
Our troubles are all the same.
You want to be where everybody knows your name.
You want to go where people know,
People are all the same.
You want to go where everybody knows your name."
You feel better now, don't you?
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OK, so we're NOT Cheers... altho... The Bartender does behave a lot like Carla... Hhmmm.  Oh well.  Say... while you're here, why not check the place out some?   First, come meet some of The Regulars and stop by for some fun with our Quotes, Insults & Norm-isms
"Iyam NOT a shreemp!  Iyam a King Prawn!"
Yeah, ok, Pepe... whatever you say...     Shrimp...
"I heard that."
Then, there's The Library.  That's always a neat place.  Gotta warn you, though - some of these 'classics' aren't for the faint of heart.  There's some some foul language and adult humor in here.  Consider that a fair warning.  It's not terribly bad language, it's just that some people may be offended by off-color jokes, and we don't want to hurt any feelings.  Proceed with caution.
Wanna talk football?  Seen any good/not-so-good movies lately?  Wanna tell us about that fish that got away?  Gotta rant building up?  Need to vent?  Then this is the place, mate.  As always, be respectful of those with sensitive ears and be nice.
And well... there's always my other place.   I've got a great site loaded with info on a great actor - Hugh Jackman.   Quite an interesting place to visit, I think. **wink, wink, nudge, nudge**
While you're lurking about, why not scribble a note for us on the ol' Bathroom Wall?   Okay, call it a Guestbook if you must.   We all know what it really is!  **snerk**  It's nice to know who's been stopping by and visiting.  That way, we can add you to our Christmas Card list!  Ha ha!
The Links Page.  You want links?  We got Links!  Oh BOY do we got Links!  Links to just about every place on the 'Net!  (OK, so not exactly every place, but close!)  These are just some of the fun places we visit.  Have fun browsing, and try not to get lost!  Want me to add a Link? E-mail Me!
Before you go, why not enjoy a free, funny Cartoon?  I stumbled across this service quite by accident, and I get a kick out of some of them.  Good, clean humor... what we all need every now and then, no?  And... they're updated daily by Bravenet, so come back often and check them out!
Well, that about covers it.   We hope you've had a grand time here, and maybe we'll see you again soon?   Remember, The 'Hawk is always open, and you'll always have a friend nearby!   Thanks for coming!
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