Reader beware.....
Few enter this cavern of darkness and torture and even less exit. (cue evil laugh) Beware the - -
MUSIC OF THE NIGHT!
Well what exactly is this "Music of the Night" anyway? Honestly, I don't really know. I mean, I have heard it once, dreadful mess of a thing it is...I wouldn't reccomend it.
The thing that bothers me so much is that someone was disturbed enough to make a movie about the Music of the Night....disgusting, if you ask me! But obviously no one did.
It's really quite simple, you see. Last summer Sasha, Katherine, and I took our normal Tour de Frog--FRANCE! FRANCE! One day after a walk around the city, we stopped by the renowned Opera Populaire for a matinee showing of Hannible...Hannibele? DAMN! Who cares how you spell it? Eric sure doesn't. ANYWAY! 'Twas a boring waste of time UNTIL some sunburned freak started trying to kill off the cast with heavy stage props. And this, my interested customers, is where our story begins.
