Part Two

Hi everyone! Welcome back to the Caboose Gallery! Wow, I found some more sweet cabooses to show all of you.

Oh, yeah! I love it when CB shows ‘th cabooses!

Thank you, Dustin. Flat Top doesn’t get it.

‘E’s right, I don’t.

That’s just ‘cause you don’t like cabooses! You go work on the project and I’ll show our friends and Dustin some more of my collection, okay?

I don’t much wanna work on it. It always burns my fingers! An’ I ‘ate explosives. I like throwin’ stuff. I like bricks.

And someday, my friend, you can have a brick gallery. But in the meantime, this is my Wall, and I’m showing the CABOOSE Gallery! So, go make yourself useful elsewhere.

*Grumble*

Caboose #8
A Red Caboose….

Okay, this just looks like a plain Burlington Route caboose, but check out its number! CB&Q. Hmm….*feels famous*

Wow, C’! They named that caboose after you!

They did not!

Oh, you’re back then, are you?

Yeah, I’m back. An’ they did not name that caboose after you. What’s the Q stand for anyway?

*Shrugs* What difference does it make?

Caboose #9
The Inside of a Caboose

I thought it would be interesting to see what goes on inside of a caboose. Look at that! Now do you guys see why I have a stomachache so much? There’s too much activity in there. I’m nearly a passenger train, for the love of bricks!

Always whinin’…

Caboose #10
A Little Greaseball Caboose

Now here’s a little Union Pacific caboose. Isn’t he cute? A lot cuter than Greaseball, that’s for sure…

Maybe we can find ‘im and recruit ‘im, an’ take Greaseball out!

Taken out by his own line…Whahahahaha. But FT, I thought you liked diesels?

I do.

Yeahhhhh….okay.

Caboose #11
Mean Conrail Caboose

This is a mean Conrail Caboose. One of them tried to kill me once. I’m showing you this because everyone should know that they are big and mean and primal.

*Adds gleefully* Th’ amazons of the freight world!

Right, so be careful you two, when you’re taking a load on a Conrail train.

Caboose #12
The Rocky Caboose

This is a Rocky boxcar converted into a caboose. As much an insult to the Rockies as to us.

*Snickers* Stupid Rockies…

Well, at least he’s a caboose now. He’ll be happier that way.

Caboose #13
Greaseball and Me

This is amazing. It is any wonder that I’m freaked out about big diesel engines? Look at the size difference between Greaseball and me! *shiver* I think I’ll keep on his good side, thanks.

Caboose #14
Poor Christmas Caboose

All I have to say about this poor fellow is that if ANYONE does this to me…they will never see the light of day again, and I mean it! And there’s nothing Poppa or Belle or Rusty can do to stop me! Thank you for your time.

Oh my…poor soul.

I’m with you, Red. I ain’t ever getting dressed up like that.

Well, I’m glad we’re in agreement.

That’s all for now! Come back soon to visit again. Flat Top!!! We’ve gotta work on The Project now. Hey, get back here!!! *CRASH*

Part One

Hey, Flat Top! Do you have any wires? *Ahem* Oh, hello! Welcome to my caboose gallery.

*Flat Top stops fiddling with the tools* We're out of wires...

*Snort* Just like they were out of Cheetos! *Eyes gleam angrily*

Are you gonna show them your caboose collection or not? You've been collecting cabooses while I've been over 'ere workin' on The Project.

All right, I'll show them right now....

I'm a pretty busy caboose...but I sometimes have time to devote to my hobbies. This is my little caboose collection. I am a great supporter of the advancement of cabooses. After all, we can't all stay in the back forever!

This is a dumb idea.

Shuddup! Find me some Cheetos, pleeeeeeeease? I'll let you have a break from The Project for awhile. Anyway, here is my Caboose Gallery!

*Snort* Just get it over with. *Goes to hunt down some Cheetos for the master*

Here we go:

Caboose #1
The New York Central Red Caboose

This is just your basic red caboose. Isn't it great? It's an actual O scale electric train caboose! *Pushes the caboose around on the ground* (It's actual size in real life!)

Yeah, that's nice, Red.

Did you find those Cheetos YET??

No Cheetos. I found wires, though. Purple ones. Pretty, they are. *He takes a seat next to The Project*

*Groan*

Caboose #2
A Spirit of '76 Caboose, with matching engine!

The engine is of course locked away in a dark room...the caboose is mine! It's an HO scale. *Pushes it into the red caboose* Bam! *Solutes the patriotic caboose*

That's a strange lookin' thing. *Watches CB prancing around patriotically* You're a strange little fellow...you play dumb well, like you're an imbecile who don't know nothin' about The Project...

SHHHHHH! There IS no Project! *Looks around cautiously*

Caboose #3
A little green caboose

A cute little green caboose! (And it's shown actual size too...tiny N scale!)*Pushes it with one finger before setting it on top of the original red caboose* Of course the red one beats all...

*Rolls eyes and snorts* We know you love the cabooses, Red...*The wires Flat-Top is playing with spark and burns his hand* Owww!

Caboose #4
The Pennsylvania Caboose!

*Sucks on his burned fingers and pushes the wires away* Why're you showin' 'em that?

It looks a lot like me, don't you think? With the black on the top? *nods*

Are you a Pennsylvanian or not?

I dunno. I don't have any side markings. *Frowns* That ain't right! We'll have to do something about that.

Cabooses #5,6,and 7
Pretty Cabooses!

Some lovely model cabooses!

"Pretty Cabooses?" Who's telling this story? Dustin? You sound like a baby!

*Sticks out tongue* Flat-Top...*picks up the sparking Project* Well, folks, that's my caboose collection! Hey, send me caboose pictures. I want them all!! All colors, all shapes...all of them! Cabooses rule the world!! *Gets a little crazy look*

*Scoops up the little caboose under one arm* Erm, 'e's a little tired...see ya all next time.