Is [p00] sex gay?
How arhel youuuuuu? Do u like [p00]? Do u like bums? Are u gay?
Gay - Defn: To want to have sex with a man's bum.
That is very good definition...very solid and clear. So by asking,
"do you want to have sex with my bum?" you are asking if someone is
gay. Try it.
Person 1: Do you want to have sex with my bum?
Person 2: Sure. Bend over.
Person 1: U are gay. My bum is out of bounds. U have no skill.
Person 2: I was joking, I do not want ur bum.
Person 1: Too late, your true feelings have been shown. U are gay.
Person 2: No, u are gay. Only gay bastard would ask if I want bum.
As you can see, this method is not foolproof. So you must come up
with a solid reply to such a turn of events:
Person 1: No, I asked because u were looking at my bum. I saw u.
Person 2: *Running away*
As you can see, the gay has been found!!
Person 2: (to another person) THAT GUY IS SO GAY!!
Person 3: Why, what happened?
Person 2: He asked if I wanted to have sex with his bum.
Person 3: What a silly silly man! Did u slap him?
Person 2: No, I was scared. I had such big strong shoulders.
Person 3: Sounds like a hunk. Did he have a nice bum?
Person 2: Yeah...
SEE HE IS GAY. See how conversations with yourself can help u
figure things out? No, stop it. Don't truck me away. Why are
you putting that straight jacket on me? No, I don't want a gay
jacket. STFU MOTHA. WHOS your daddy and what does he do?
owowowow. Oh yeah, I smash u! *smash other self*. Owowowowow.
Finally, I would like to note that there is nothing wrong with being gay. If u are offended by this, just go ask some1 for [p00]sex and u will feel better. PEACE OUTSIDE - YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY.
