[p00] is 1337 for poo

We are getting ready to make sandwich.

What is [p00] clan all about?

• Being GOSU
• Being 1337
• Camping Hardcore
• Spawn Camping Extra Hardcore
• Lamer Tactics
• Making SANDVEETCHES
• Ohgohogoholhohgholh
• Oh So sexy
• P90'ing
• Saying [p00] is 1337 for poo

WELCOME TO MY 1337zor [p00] Clan Homepage.
We are p00.
We make sandwiches.
We are 1337.
We defile Cogeco (and other servers) with our Gosu-ness.

What is the way of the [p00]?
Being in [p00] clan is all about style. You need to be the
[p00] before you can call yourself [p00]. I am not
talking about skills here. Skills are sometimes good, but
we are looking for....let me give you some examples:

1. Not [p00]: AWP campers, haxors, admin-mod abusers
(ppl who want to kick whoever kills them), and other dudes
who make playing CS less fun.
2. [p00]: Knifing, extreme hardcore camping, saying dumb
things in microphone, jumping on teammates heads slashing
(when ff not on), having genitalia/smurf/midget/goatse spray,
laughing at yourself when you die a horrible death; all these
things enhance the CS experience for players not part of (1).
3. Extreme [p00]: This is a rare state of euphoria indicated
by the frequent uttering of "SANDVEETCH", "OH SO
SEXY", "HOW AREGHL YOU?", "LONG TIME I DIE GI,
LONG TIME", "OGHOGLOHLGOHOLGOGH", and
"POO IS LEET FOR POO".

Being a dependable member of group (2) is enough to get you
into [p00] clan. Being a part of group (3) often means you
are 1337 [p00] material and no application process is needed.
Just attach the [p00] clan tag to a semi-funny name (like,
"[p00]Asaurus_Rex" or some sh1t) and proudly spread the
[p00]ey-ness. *Often = unless u stink.

Weapons of [p00]

There are several very [p00] weapons that we have found
which add signifigant amounts of gosuness to your CS
experience:

p90: Lets you feel like insane gunman...it cool.
para: More insanity.

shotties: AWP is noob cannon. These B 1337.

knife: Can't beat free.

These are [p00] preferred weapons. Yes, other guns are "better"...but they
are not as gosu. If you feel the need to snipe, use the scout (not the auto-shotty...).

Wanna see the [p00] mascot?

This is the equations of p00. Solve this equation and the secrets of [p00] will be revealed.

Never too early to start your kids on a solid diet of [p00]eyness...

Official p00 clan background

Current Members:
License_to[p00] -founding member
Drive_by[p00]ing -founding member
[p00]E.Cochmann -founding member
IRA ASSASSIN ([p00] name coming soon!)
**a few others who I cannot recall cuz they don't play often**

DO YOU WANT TO JOIN [p00] CLAN?
If you have what it takes (not very much), just ask one of us when you see us. If we say
"sure", or "whatever", or "ok, but only if you keep acting stupid", it means yes. If this great
honour (Canadian spelling k) has been bestowed upon you, you must choose a 1337 [p00]
name. Here are some recommendations. We might also ask, WHO IS YOUR DADDY?

SO SEXY Web Sites

The Weather Network (so Gosu)
GOATSE (mwahahaha)