Okay, maybe you've heard of the Misto Maniacs, or Misto Fanatics, well I'm starting a new little "clique" called the Mistofe-freaks!
Are You a Mistofe-freak?
To find out, read the following list and check off which ones apply to you!
Did any apply to you? Even if they didn't and you still love Misto, put this little pic on your site and please link it to mine!...dont forget to sign the Paw Prints Page (guestbook), and send me an e-mail with your name so I can put you on the list!
How to tell if you're a Mistofofreak!!!!
Wherever you have a blank page you write: I LOVE MISTO!!!!!!!!
When your friends ask who you have a crush on you say: Jacob Brent
When given a creative writing assingment, all you write about are black and white magical cats (who are really hot!!!!!)
In animal behavior class (yes, there is such a thing) you write a report that takes you three hours and you key point: If it happens to be a stormy night they will practice a caper or two in the hall!
You have been Mistoffolees 5 years in a row for Halloween
At your high school prom, all the dance moves you do are the ones Jacob did in CATS (quite impressive if you can pull off a bunch of toe-touches in a row!!!)
Your dream is to marry jacob Brent (who cares about age anyway?)
All your friends call you Victoria (even though it's not) because Misto and Vikki make a cute couple!
He's mine, all mine!!!!!!!!!!
You dumped your boyfriend for Misto
Instead of saying Hi, you say: PRESTO!!
You love drama club because no one will question your actions when trying to portray Misto!
Jacob Brent is HOT!!!!!! (dont mind me, I'm hyper!!)
I wish I were Electra, I wish I were Elctra...
Hey, he gets a "good part" with her!
Ever see that really good visa card commercial????
Your life's goal is to find all they ways to write I love Jacob Brent, I love Misto, I love Jake...
You have found all the ways to write I love Jacob, I love Misto...
In class, any one could say a word from cats and you go nuts!!!
In dance class, all the moves you do remind you of CATS
Thanx for those Amanda!!!!
At night you have "really nice" visions of Misto...or Jake. (Hey I do!)*sighs*
I wish I were Victoria, I wish I were Victoria...(she gets a "good part" too!)
Did I mention Jake is hot????????
I want to be
Phyllida Crowley Smith, I want to be
Phyllida Crowley Smith...
Hey...Jake's hot with AND without makeup!!!!
~You ask the boys at your table in school how to spell Mistoffelees, and the spelling bee champ cant figure it out, and you get pissed.
~When someone pisses you off, you say, angerly, "Don't make me sig Mistoffelees on you! He'll be quite pissed, he's sleeping now, and you don't want to be near a pissed magic jellicle...."
~Gimme a M!(M!)
Gimme an I! (I!)
Gimmie an S!(S!)
Gimmie a T! (T!)
Giimie an O! (O!)
What's that spell?
MISTO! MISTO! YAAAAAAY, MISTO!
~*In religion class, you do a report on the story of Jacob and Esau so you have an excuse to write the name Jacob over and over and over...*~
~Your friend say's that Jacob Brent isn't all that cute, so you attempt to scratch her eyeballs out. (Lucky for my friend, we were talking on the phone when she dissed my, um, I mean, Jacob Brent.)
~You watch MMM over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over....
~You spend hours looking at your Jacob Brent photo collection (This is per day, of course)
~You write fanfics with you and Misto instead of doing your homework.
~The 11th commandment is- Thou shalt never, ever, EVER diss Misto in my presence, unless you wish to become mince-meat.
~Jacob Brent has a restraining order on you.
~You stalk the guy playing Misto on the tour. (Misteazer: The sad thing is...I think McCree DOES have one on me...heh heh)
~You are convinced you will marry JB, even though he's 15 years older than you.
~You want to be Rum Tum Tugger (even though your a girl) just so you can sing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees theme song.
~You want to be Cassandra.
~Your room is wallpapered with Misto photos.
~During the "Naming of Cats" you do the Etcetera screech when the camera focuses on Misto.
~Same goes for the rest of the movie.
~You refuse to read any fanfiction that doesn't have Misto as the main character.
~You know the lyrics to MMM in 61 other languages.
*Misto isn't just hot, he's a way of life!!!!!!!!*
the term "Freak" is just another for fan! Don't take it personally!
Don't know how? That's okay!
Left click on the pic and go to " save as"
Save as "mistofreak" (or whatever!)
On your web page source type in:
< a_href="http://www.angelfire.com/musicals/misteazerjunkyard">< img_src="mistofreak.jpg">< /a>
NOTE: there aren't that many spces in the HTML format, wherever there is a "_" there is a space, if there is a space but no line, DON'T PUT A SPACE THERE! I just did that so it would come up!
If you use angelfire life is easier!
Just upload to the pic to Angelfire and go from there!