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It's easy to assume the the poop would win. It's got better looks and loads more acting talent than David Caruso. The poop hasn't tried to star in movies like Kiss of Death or Session 9 and the poop isn't a redheaded munchkin that still tries to play a tough guy. In fact, the poop would win in every contest except for an outright battle. Then David Caruso would win because the piece of poop wouldn't be able to throw punches or wield an awesome sword. It would just lie there while Lieutenant Horatio Caine threw an onslaught of sissy-girl punches. The good news is, after the fight was over, even though the poop lost big time, David Caruso would have poop on his hands. And that's just gross. |
