Los Mustaches
Los Mustaches, the international phenomenon, was started by two of the world's evilest geniuses. Armed with a marketing plan that would bring Nike to its knees and the ability to draw symetrical mustaches on virtually any surface, Los Mustaches was formed.
The band has fans, posters, concerts and hype but as achieved all this without any music. Music is selling out!
If you are ever at a concert and hear the sound of pistolas going off but the band never shows than you've just been had by Los Mustaches. You're lucky that you're not dead.
That's the other thing that the band is capable of - killing everything with their mind. We, the members of the elite (or 1337 for you internet nerds) are fully posable and powerful forces.
Los Mustaches