The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and
says, "This stuff is
potent: drink only one ounce of it, and I guarantee that you will be doing the
wild thing all night. Let
me know how it goes."
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist goes to work and
finds the same guy
waiting for him on the door-step. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing
here so early? How was
your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick, I need Blue Ice (muscle pain
relief).
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are
you crazy, you can't
put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."
The guy says, "No, no, It's not for that, it's for my arm."
Pharmacist: "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well...I drank the whole bottle of your potion."
Pharmacist: "Oh my god, and then what ? "
"The girls never showed up!"