Times were very tough, so the missus and I decided the only thing for it was for her to sell her body for money. She agreed and I dropped her off on a corner in a less than pleasant part of town, promising to come and fetch her in the morning.

Next morning I arrive at the corner and there's the missus, looking totally fucked up, her hair a mess, makeup smudged and obviously needing a lot of rest.

She climbs in the car and excitedly says: "Look honey, I made 40 bucks and 50 cents."

"Which of the buggers gave you 50 cents?" I asked.

"All of them!" she said.

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