There's this Indian fellow and he walks into a supermarket. He asks the attendant what types of toilet paper they have. The attandant tells him that they have several brands, ranging from the Kleenex for five bucks a roll to the NO-NAME brand for twenty cents a roll. So the Indian man says, "OK, I will have two rolls of NO-NAME paper, please".

The next week he comes back into the store and says to the attendant, "I have thought of a name for your NO-NAME toilet paper."

"Oh yes -- and what's that?"

"I shall call it the John Wayne toilet paper."

"Why?"

"Because, it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit from no Indian!"

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