A man walked into a doctor's office. The receptionist asked, the man why he was there and the man stated, "Shingles."

She told him to have a seat. After 20 minutes, the nurse called him into a room and she asked him why he was there. He told the nurse, "Shingles."

She took his blood pressure and pulse. Then she handed him a gown, told him to undress and put the gown on, sit on the examining table and wait for the doctor. After another half hour, the doctor came and asked him why he was there. Again, the man said, "Shingles."

The doctor asked, "Where?"

The man said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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