A wizard was taking a walk in a park and came to this statue of man and a woman sculpted in an erotic position. The wizard thought to himself, "You know, I'm gonna do something nice today. I'm going to bring this statue of this man and woman to life and let them have a half hour to do whatever they want."

So the wizard brings these two figures to life. He tells them, "I'm gonna let you two have an entire half hour to do whatever you want to do. So, go about your business."

The man and the woman look at each other, and head for some nearby bushes.

The wizard, feeling really happy about what he's done as he notices the rustle of leaves by the bushes.

After 10 minutes, the man and the woman come out of the bushes, smiling and laughing. They walk over to the wizard and thank him for bringing them to life.

"How was it?" inquired the wizard. "It was great for me. How about you, honey?" replied the man.

"Oh, it was great for me, too." responded the woman.

The wizard, somewhat confused, says, "Well, you two were only there for 10 minutes. It sounds like you had a great time. Why don't you go back in the bushes and do it again. You still have twenty minutes of life."

The man, smiling, looks at the woman, and says, "Okay, but this time you hold the pigeon while I shit on it."

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