Clem went in first, and the mortician
pulled back the sheet.
Clem said, Yup, he's burnt real bad; but you'll have to roll him over if you
want me to identify him."
So the mortician rolled the corpse over and Clem looked and said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."
The mortician thought that was rather
strange, but proceeded to bring in Zeke to identify the body. After the sheet
was pulled back, Zeke took a look and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad;
roll him over."
So, again the mortician rolled the burnt corpse over, and Zeke looked down and
said, "Nope, it ain't Clyde."
Frustrated, the mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Zeke answered, "Well, Clyde
had two assholes."
"What!?" The disbelieving mortician asked, "He had TWO assholes?"
"Yup, that's right, everybody knew Clyde had two assholes.
Ever time we went to town, folks
would say...
'Here comes that thar Clyde with them two assholes!'