How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

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What do you call a blond with two brain cells?

Pregnant!

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave to her.

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A doctor tells a blonde, "You're pregnant!"

The blonde says, "Are you sure it's mine?"

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What's the mating call of the redhead?

"Next!"

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What is the definition of a blonde?

A brunette thats had the color fucked out of her.

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