How do blonde brain cells die?
Alone
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How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
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What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
Pregnant!
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Wave to her.
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A doctor tells a blonde, "You're pregnant!"
The blonde says, "Are you sure it's mine?"
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What's the mating call of the redhead?
"Next!"
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What is the definition of a blonde?
A brunette thats had the color fucked out of her.
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