Excitedly she rushes downstairs to show her husband, who is amazed upon seeing
her. He asks her what happened and she tells him about the mirror. So the husband
rushes upstairs to the mirror and says "Mirror mirror on the wall, what
part of my body does my wife like most of all?". The mirror
replies "Your dick". So the man says "Mirror mirror on the wall,
make my dick touch the floor". So
his legs fall off...