There's this newly-married couple who move into a house. The wife goes upstairs and notices a mirror hanging on the wall. She goes up to and says "Mirror mirror on the wall, what part of my body does my husband like most of all?" And the mirror replies "Your tits". She then says "Mirror mirror on the wall, give me size 44!". And hey presto, she gets these big tits.

Excitedly she rushes downstairs to show her husband, who is amazed upon seeing her. He asks her what happened and she tells him about the mirror. So the husband rushes upstairs to the mirror and says "Mirror mirror on the wall, what part of my body does my wife like most of all?". The mirror
replies "Your dick". So the man says "Mirror mirror on the wall, make my dick touch the floor". So
his legs fall off...

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