Three generations of prostitutes, daughter,
mother and grandmother were all living in the same house. One morning the daughter
comes home totally knackered after a hard night's work. She says to her mother
and grandmother, "You know, times are really getting hard. I just had to
give a bloke a blow job and all I got for it was ten bucks".
The mother says, "You should consider yourself lucky - in my day all I
got was two and sixpence".
The grandmother looks at both of them and says, "You two should consider
yourselves lucky -- in my day we were happy just to have meat in our mouths
and something warm in our bellies".
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