There were these three nuns and they had been behaving very well. So the mother superior said to them "Look sisters you have all behaved really well lately and just for that I want you three to go out and do something bad for a change."

So they said alright.

The first nun came back and said "I robbed a bank"

The mother superior said, "That's alright dear, just take a sip from the holy water now".

The second nun came back and said "I stole a car"

The mother superior said "That's alright dear, just take a sip from the holy water now".

The third nun came back and said, "I pissed in the holy water".

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