The one gay says to the other 'I wonder what it feels like' ... the other gay says 'There's only one way to find out and that's to touch it'
The gay reaches into the cage and touches the gorilla's hard-on ! Before he can remove his arm the gorilla graps him ... hauls him into the cage ... slams him onto the floor ... jumps on top of him ... and nearly buggers him to death.
Three days later the gay wakes up in a hospital bed. A nurse comes in and says
he has a visitor. It's the gay's buddy. The buddy asks 'Are you hurt?' The bedridden
gay says 'HURT!... OF COURSE
I'M HURT...HE HASN'T PHONED ... HE HASN'T WRITTEN ...!'