So there was a guy drinking at a bar in the country recently. The guy had drunk until he had no money left. The guy pleaded with the bartender to give him some drinks on the house. The bartender repeatedly declined the offer. After 10 minutes of nagging the bartender agreed, but only if the man did three things for the bartender. The drunk said sure.

First you must go out and knock out the bouncer -- who was over 150kg and had huge biceps.

Next you must go out the back and pull the bad tooth out of my dog.

Then finally you must have sex with the town slut.

So the drunk proceeded out the front and with a couple of hits the bouncer was on the ground. The bartender looked up in amazement and then pointed to the back to where the dog was.

After a few seconds the bartender heard a loud RUFF! RUFF! Five minutes latet RUFF! RUFF! again. Then 10 minutes later RUFF!RUFF!.

The bartender was just starting to get worried when the drunk came in through the front with a big smile on his face and said, "So ,where is this town slut with the bad tooth?"

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