A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order three pints. They each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs.

The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger.

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers, squeezes it and says, "Alright ye wee fucker. Spit it out! Noo!"

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