A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York city. One day, the father took his son into a rather large building; they were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.

The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, Ah' never seen nothing like this in my life; Ah don't rightly know what it is."

While they stood watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up, pressed a button and the walls opened. The old lady rolled between them and onto the elevator. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights move from one number to another. They continued to watch as the lights reversed themselves. Then the walls opened again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The father could hardly contain himself. He turned to his son and said, "Boy, go get yer Maw!"

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