Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves
to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and
wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed,
however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him
to join with his date.
His depression is enhanced by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries
of "ONE, TWO, THREE...HUH!" all night long.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"
The first whispers back: "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get
an erection."
The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't
even get on the bed!"
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