A man is driving a pick-up truck down
the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over
the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he
think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know
what to do anymore. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from there
and that's where you should be taking them. That will take care of your problem."
The man thanks the officer and drives off with his ducks. The next day the
officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This
time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses.
The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you
to take them to the zoo!"
"I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the
beach!"
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