A priest and a rabbi crashed into each other in the middle of a blind curve on a very narrow road. Both cars were completely destroyed, yet the priest and the rabbi climbed out without injury.

After surveying the mess the rabbi says, "This must be a message from God that you and I should become very good friends".

The priest replies, "Yes, I think so too"!

The rabbi looks in his car and finds a gallon of wine. He says to the priest, "I think this is another message from God that we should celebrate our survival of such a near tragic accident"!

The priest agrees. The rabbi passes the jug to the priest and he ups it and drinks nearly half of the jug. He puts the top back on and passes it to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the top off, sniffs it and put the top back on.

The priest says, "Rabbi, are you not going to drink wine with me"?

And the rabbi replies, "No, thanks -- I'm waiting for the police"

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