A man goes to his doctor for a complete
checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After
the checkup, the doctor comes out with the results of the examination. "I'm
afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time,"
the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible! How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"10...9...8...7..."