Confucious say: Girl who masturbate during period, get caught red handed.
Confucious say: It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucious say:Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucious say:Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Confucious say:Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucious say:Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Confucious say:Man who finger girl having period get caught redhanded.
Confucious say:Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Confucious say:Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Confucious say:Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.
Confucious say:Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Confucious say:Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Confucious say:Virgin like balloon -- one prick, all gone.

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