A woman is quite disappointed that her love life has really gone down hill, that her husband doesn't pay any attention to her because of the massive crush he has on Brigitte Bardot.

She goes to the a tattoo shop one day, thinking if she had the letters "BB" tattooed on her breasts, maybe her husband would notice and pay attention to her. Upon telling the tattooist her desires he explains that, due to the aging process and gravity, the tattoo on her breasts might not be attractive
several years later and suggests she have the initials put on her butt. She thinks it over and agrees, then leans over the table while the tattooist puts a "B" on each cheek.

When her husband arrives at home from work she greets him, turns around, bends over and lifts her dress to expose the art work.

"What do you think?" she asks.

"Uh, who the fuck is BoB?" he replies.

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