A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender
gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it,
slams the glass on the bar and says "Another". The bartender pours
another. The man downs it and says "Another".
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like
you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"
The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today
I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST
FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."
The bartender says "Geez, what did you say?"
The man says, "I told him, BAD DOG!! BAD DOG!!"