Ahhh good times....memories include; failing soooo bad, telling mrs hartley to die, asking questions about who is going to hell, watching Karina get told off and just rolling her eyes, watching Sally get told off and just saying 'No, YOU'RE WRONG! etc...' and never having our bibles!

Paying out people's actions mainly, e.g., wiggas! << the prime targets (white people who think they are black). 'Yeahhhhh wassup dawg'....'Turkish Delight'...'I'll catch you on the flip side ma nigga g...' Then there was our imitations! So awesome! Mrs Hartley's lisp....'thally!'...lol.... Speaking of C.Studies teachers, Mrs Williams was another favourite of ours ;). 'Hey have you guys heard of a fem-stache...a moustache on a female?' HAHAHA! And then when she tried to get me in trouble it was 'No, sorry I didn't do anything wrong', or if she'd ask us to leave I would just go 'Why, I'm not leaving' or just keep sitting there hahaha....we got away with soooo much! Whether it be some random dropping stacks of paper in Hurstville, or some asshole teacher, we sure do love to pay the shit out of them ;)

This was a turning point! We both realised we were the worlds biggest wingers! Every time the camp leader asked us to do something we would just start screaming...I cried on Day 3 when she made me clean the toilet out! Hahahaha I swear never let anyone call us 'outdoor girls'...we are indoor all the way. Shall we start off with us both kinda dogging our partners cause we were the only ones in the group who just refused to do some of the shit we didn't feel like doing lol. DAY 2! We both refused to go mountain climbing in the 42 degree heat (I swear I saw ripples in the air)...so we had to sit and play cards with Mrs Ollife for about 3 hours on a rug. OMG I just shit myself when Mrs Olliffe was trying to explain the card game to you and you were just like 'OHHHH! I get it okay!'...and then did it wrong...I'm laughing just thinking about this...serious, we also ate all her dried fruit as well as frustrated the shit out of her. How the hell could I forget this...MRS OLLIFFE STACKING IT ON THE LOG! OMFG! I remember I was the only one to actually see it happen, but when she stacked it I just burst out laughing and she knew I was laughing at her and pretended to be busy poking the campfire...I think someone recorded that I laughed for something like 20 minutes...that was the same night Hayley started crying and I was forced to go comfort her...SO AWKWARD! Back to the issue of cleaning out the toilets, gawd... You, Me, Ash, Amy, and Bianca were just standing in a group having a bitch cause Leo the dyke camp leader made us clean up after all the fuckers in our group, and she 'heard one of us swear'....so she fuckin made us clean the toilets out! Seriously, me and Ash went to do it and I gagged for like 15 minutes...that was the night I started crying, cause I couldn't hack the camp anymore... One last memory....when I passed out after o/d on phernergan...so hilarious, at least I actually slept that night...

Ahhh jigging...it happened so often that I dont really have any paticular memories on it much, just that the second time we ever did it, you got caught by your maths teacher hahahaha! Good times...One memorable jigging session was when we jigged the Swimming Carnival though, and went to the city...ahhh we went to Capitol City/Chinatown/Y2K for the first time that day....so good...

Ahahahahah one of the best memories. I think during that period of 2 years I got changed 3 times, so good...and even though everyone else was out there busting there asses and we were usually 'chillin' under a tree, we still complained about it hahaha, centennial park was great, feeding mutant ducks and planning on leaving when the life skills teacher wasnt looking hahaha.....

Not many people can say they met up with their best friend in Paris maggot! But we can! Even though I was lucky enough to be alive after the London Bombings (on my train!), I was in a good enough mood to wreek havoc on Paris with you hahaha....I think we first took the Metro to the Lourve where we spent that time looking for Aussies/eating brownies/trying to see the Mona Lisa....then it was that 35498369365 thousand kilometre walk to the Notre Dame lol, which again, we complained about the whole way...but when we got there, it WAS pretty awesome, admit it! Then we caught a bus to the Galleries Lafayette where we bought our matching bags and my Dior necklace! So awesome....then we closed the day by getting kicked out of a bar and saying bonjour to some random druggo on the street hahahaaha good times....