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02/25/03

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TOPIC:FOOD I AIN'T GONNA LIE I'M A SKINNY NIGGA BUT I LOVE EATING FOOD LIKE I FUCK WITH THIS BITCH AND EVERY TIME I GO TO HER CRIB SHE BE COOKING ME FOOD AND SHE BE PUTTING MAD GARLIC IN HER FOOD LIKE SHE SUPSPICIOUS OF VAMPIRES -45th A.K.A. STAY_UP_PIMP BROOKLYN, NEW YORK 20 YRS OLD

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TOPIC:DREAMS WHUT I HATE IS WHEN YOU SLEEPING AND YOU DREAMING.. THEN SUM NIGGA KNOCKS ON YA DOOR LIKE THE POLICE..... NIGGA KNOCK ON YA DOOR SO HARD..FEEL LIKE NIGGAZ KNOCKING THRU YA DREAMS....AND YOU KNOW YOU DON'T GET NO PUSSY IN YA DREAM AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET SUM -ODELIA A.K.A. EMPRESS OF THE STREETS

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topic: airplanes i'm on the airplane i'm a young nigga i got like ten kids i'm on the airplane with my son then he asked me yo daddy why big cats have baby cats and big dogs have baby dogs? but big airplanes dont have baby airplanes i told him go ask the studist?? he went to the studist he went to her right and he said studist why big cats have baby cats? and big dogs have baby dogs? and big airplanes dont have baby airplanes? the studist said ya daddy asked you to cum over here and ask me that question right well honey cause in this airport we pull out on time -BILLY BLANKS A.K.A. BABY TOFU

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KNOCK KNOCK!! WHO'S THERE? JADA JADA WHO? JADA------KISS MY DICK -DIONDA A.K.A. STARR 23 NEW JERUZALEM

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DO CRIPS HAVE ACOUNTS AT BLOOD BANKS? -Mr. Mista 18 CHICAGO

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I WENT TO THE STORE TO BUY A PACK OF BENZINO'S(WHITE CHOCLATE CANDIES) THE CLERK TOLD ME IT COSTED 50CENT I TOLD HIM I DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH SO I RATHER GET THE PACK OF M&M'S(EMINEM) -SALEEMAH A.K.A.SDD 22 BROOKLYN,N.Y.

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DO JAGGED EDGE LIVE ON THE EDGE? -WACKO JACKO'S NIECE A.K.A LIL' WHITNEY 14 NEVER NEVER LAND,INDIANA

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IF FREE(106 TH AND PARK) BECAME A PROSTITUTE HOW MUCH WOULD SHE COST??? -shorty cakes a.k.a. BAGEL NUTS 21 LONDON,ENGLAND

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YO WERD TO MY DEAD TURTLE I LIKE JA RULE BUT WHY THE FUCK DID HE PUT THAT SPAZZING CRACKHEAD NIGGA BOBBY BROWN IN HIS VIDEO?? YO, THAT NIGGA WHIPPING WHITNEY'S ASS!!! I'M TELLING YOU HE A STRAIGHT CRACKHEAD YA MAN BOBBY HAD LIKE 3 STROKES IN HIS MOUTH COME ON?? NAH I WOULD RATHER HAVE JA RULE DO A TRACK WITH MICHEAL JACKSON...COME ON MAN...STEP YSA GAME UP...TRU WANKSTA'S---TYPE OF NIGGAS THAT SIT DOWN TO PEE -HARLEM KIDD 24 HARLEM, NEW YORK CITY

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YA MOMS IS SO STUPID I TOLD HER TO TAKE THE #4 TRAIN SHE TOOK 2 #2 TRAINS -SPICEY 16 CLEVELAND,OHIO

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FRIEND: YO, SUM NIGGA TONE CALLED FOR U! FRIEND 2:WERD? FRIEND: YEAH, BITCH--DIAL---TONE--AI'NT NOBODY CALLED YA DUMB ASS---LOL---HA HA

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you should put ya rhymes in a coffin cause they sraight dead you more gassed than a gas station ya rhymes is like 14 days 2 weak(week) you small i'm big you bacon bits im the whole pig my style is like a orange i squeeze juice out ya i'll bake you like a potato u looser u i'll eat you like cake i spit like a dick filled with cum i leave ya face bloody like a period i'll buck fifty ya face like a token i'll shut u down like a hot computer i'll cut u off like a umbilical cord i'll erase ya face like mase i'm a high roller like that coaster i raise guns like my kids i'll punch u in the neck like hawaiian you getting a record deal is like a sudden death "no sign" my flow should be called st. ides cause it's special brewed ya rhymes are like timberlands u should get the boot the relationship between me and u is like a hamburger---100% beef my flow is like parkay---sraight butter i'll rearrange ya face like a puzzle YOU NOT ONEAL--BUT FOR THAT WACK SHIT I SHOULD KILL(SHAQUILLE) YOU!! -ODELIA THORNHILL A.K.A. "EMPRESS OF THE STREETS"

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