If you do not like my site, or disagree with any of the content, feel free to commit suicide(No one cares about you anyway).
By the way, if you know me, make fun of me next time you see me, I could use the boost in self-esteem.
Only follow my "advice" if your life is "just swell". If you enjoy the torment know as life, you shouldn't pay attention to any of this, except the funny parts, which is actually most of it, it just happened to turn out that way, it originally wasn't supposed to be like that, but my damned "Ray of Sunshine" sense of humor doesn't allow me to be very serious about life in general, though that may actually be a good thing, wait...what the hell am I doing? None of you care anyway...whoopsy daisy, anywho, just go look around a bit, it'll be fun...
Make sure to check back frequently, so you can read a rant about whatever is pissing me off.
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My Favorite things to give up on
Lose Hope
Good Stuff
I will Kill you in your Sleep
Bad Stuff
Catnip, Friend or Foe?
Wer bin ich?
Nobody likes you
Take my hand, come back to the land, where everything's ours for a few hours: the land of involuntary isolation
Find out if you should be alive
What's New PussyCat(That's Me)?
What's Eating Margarita Sam?
Fan Mail
I'm better than you are...
Avoid People, be a Hermit
