Peter Griffin: What a Father Figure
lives with his 3 kids, Meg,Chris, and Stewie, and his wife, Lois. Peter is a product Saftey inspector at the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Company. Now honesly if you have ever watched Family Guy would you really want Peter "dumbass" Griffin, as a saftey inspector for your childrens toys.He is know for speaking his mind and being very enthusiast, but he may not say the right things at the right time. One of his many retarded lines would be " I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it." "Butter's in the fridge!" - Peter and Quagmire in Family Guy
Lois Griffin-What A Bitch
Born in an upper class in Newport, Rhode Island and gave up the big inheritance and the fancy upper class lifestyle to be a modern day House-wife. She is the voice of reasoning in the Griffin Houseshold. She trys to be able to relate to her kids and be supportive to Peter's decision, even if it is retarded or a little unreachable, but she is rumored to have a bad ass temper. SO when she gets mad I suggest you relax and watch the show.
Stewie Griffin- The Little Bastard that does
The baby of the Griffin's family, Stewie is an unusual baby in that he has developed the abilities to speak, read and think intelligently very fast. According to Stewie the whole World is against him, especially his mother Lois. Stewie is continually trying to kill her, yet all his attempts have failed so far. Although the family can understand him, they ignore his aggressive comments putting them down as silly baby talk. His only friend is his gay teddy bear, Rupert. Stewie himself has shown homosexual tendencies.
