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Vote For Pedro(To: Keanes "Somewhere Only We Know")

Parody lyrics copyright 2005 by Jeremy Matties

Date: February 2005

I stood outside my grandmas home

I waited for the bus outside all alone

With my moonboots, on my feet

I drew a unicorn and ripped out the sheet

 

Where's my chapstick? I've none at all

Went to the nurse and asked if I could make a phone call

Oh brother Kip, don't make me mad

Come pick me up cuz my lips hurt real bad

 

I came across, Summer Wheatley

I felt her and Trisha just looking at me

Can't I just use, the school playground

Without them asking me if Pedro's around?

 

Oh simple Deb, where have you gone?

You need to come and get your crap off of my front lawn

Or I'll just put, it all in my locker

But please come soon because my nunchucks can't fit anymore

 

(chorus)

And If you have a minute why don't we go

Into town where we can learn Rex Kwon Do

He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams

So Why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?

And just vote for Pedro

 

Oh Lafawnduh, where have you gone?

I need that tape so I can go and get my groove on

To make Pedro, head of our class

Hope you like fish cuz I caught you a delicious Bass

 

And If you have a minute why don't we go

Into town where we can learn Rex Kwon Do?

He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams

So Why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?

 

And just vote for Pedro

He'll fulfill all your wildest dreams

So why don't we go, and vote for Pedro?

GOSH just vote for Pedro

Flippin vote for Pedro