Monty's Music

Monty's Crew is nothing if not original.
Each member of the band brings their unique contribution to create the magic.
As you become intimate with the band's material, you will notice certain dualistic themes which reflect the depth of our members' emotional investment in their art.
For example, Ace contributed several titles focusing on whores. On the surface these songs are compelling in their own right, and Ace likes to think of them in much the same way that people think of Picasso's Blue Period. Upon closer inspection we find that these songs truly deal with loss and frustration, and by loss and frustration, I mean boners.
We never play the same song the same way.
We do that by Choice. Like the Dead.
Only they got it from us.
Swear.
Here is a list of our original selections.

MP3's!!
Smells Like Kazoo
BJ

The Songs
Cyber Whore Blues
MP3 -- Fuck Me
The Stink in Your Pants (Isn't From the Mexican Food)
2-ply ( I Won't Slip Again)
C'Mon Baby ( Let Me Put it in Your Shitter)
Gutter Whores (Who's Your Daddy?)
(We Will) Bring Back The Choke Hold
Honey, I Swear (Crabs Can Pole Vault)
Enough to Put a Weave In (by IggyPopWillEatItself)
Rock It Like A Rocket
Heavy Metal Finger Sandwich ( Nicko Instrumental)
UH You, We're Monty's Crew
Post Count Me Out
VooDoo-it Do it (Cowbell Solo)
Smells Like Baby Food
Can't Flick It
No Cough ( Kazoo Solo)
Eat The Roach
Ass, Grass or Gas...Nobody Rides For Free
Catholic Skoolboy( the hidden desire)
Weed Whores
Two Fingered Salmon Jammer
The Burning (Fiery Bunghole)
Dutch Oven Blues


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