His full name is Derek Matthew Snider, age 19, and is approximately 6'2; this making him the tallest member of MIT, that is unless Tim is taller but I doubt it, Tiny Tim is tall but not too tall if you know what I mean, and that's if you know what I mean.  A man of few but funny words, whose elocution defies the accepted parameters of the English language; though we don't mind, it's just his grammar that some may find hard to comprehend when writing to Derek, why I say this is because he is now on his mission, where you ask, but of course to Santiago, Chile North, you can find his address by going to the Missionaries section.  A connoisseur of sports: who plays basketball, baseball, and anything that has a ball attached to end of it, that is in terms of sports, yup a swell guy who is anything but not swell,  surely a boy amongst men, wait isn't it suppose to be the other way around, ah well I'm not changing it, it's too late now, yup sure is, but all jokes aside a chum if there ever was a chummier chummy chum.  He in relation to his band status is the other guitarist along with Nathan, and is also the other vocalist, not like he's just the other vocalist like Tracy Morgan is just the other Black guy on Saturday Night Live; Derek sure is the friend we all have grown to love, no matter how old you are, Derek still has that appeal that just says be my friend, and well buddy I will be that friend of yours.