Here is who we are and why we are here....

Our bass player Mike(Right) was first spotted and captured in the wild. He is in the process of being tamed, but we've had a rather difficult time getting him to mate in captivity.In a similar story, Once upon a time, a muppet maker named Gehpetto made this muppet. He wished upon a blade of grass and lo, a guitarist was made real. We called him" Dave".(Left)

These are the first available photos of Kyle and Trevor after their 3 month stint as stow-aways on Norwegien Cruise ships. Former reindeer hearders from the laplands of Scandanavia, they have come to the US to sing about credit cards, medevil scholars, and some women of ill repute named Penelope.

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