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“Were Dumb”: The Kirstin and Kate Interview
Sparky: Hello Everyone! Welcome to our online chat down here at the beautiful resort known as the Hilton. Tonight I will be talking to Kirstin and Kate, the girls from KK Productions. I am your interviewer Sparky McSparkson, so lets get to it. Hello Kirstin and Kate!
Kate: Word home dog.
Kirstin: Haha Sparky! What a great name! Oh man! Haha. Hey Sparky how’s it goin?
Sparky: Very well, thank you. Now let me see here. Where did I put my questions? Hmmm
Kirstin: Well before you start with your questions, I got one for ya first.
Sparky: Um Ok but just remember Kirstin, I am the interviewer here. Just sitting here in my luxurious room.
Kirstin: Yeah about that, So…. since when did Motel 6 change their name to the Hilton?? Cause I know that you aint stayin at no Hilton.
Sparky: Um well, um…….
Kirstin: waiting Mr. Sparky Pants.
Sparky: OK!! I confess!! I am just a guy conducting interviews out of my basement!! I’m a nobody!! I snuck into Conan O’Brien’s main office and stole this story!! I am sorry, I am so sorry!!
Kirstin: uh Sparky?
Sparky: Oh my god, I am such a loser!! I don’t know what to do anymore!! Oh my god!!
Kate: Oh my god.
Kirstin: Sparky!!
Sparky: What!
Kirstin: Chill! Holy crap man!! Calm down! Geeze, Just a simple question and he explodes. Oh man!
Kate: Geeze, I know.
Sparky: Ok I’m good.
Kirstin: Thank God!
Sparky: Ok so now that I have found my questions let us start this interview.
Kirstin: We really don’t care who interviews us. So, don’t worry about it. I mean either way, we are still goin to Conan. I mean cmon, Conan’s the man!!
Kate: I love Conan’s hair
Kirstin: Yeah, it’s all floopy, and tall, and red. Why do people say they are red heads when their hair is actually orange? I mean like Conan, he really has orange hair. Remember when Joey from Nsync had red hair, well he actually had red hair, not orange…..
Sparky: Ok Kirstin, we get it.
Kirstin: What is the first question??
Sparky: Ok so first, How long have you two known each other and how did you meet?
Kate: Known each other for about, well lets see.. 5 years, damn 5 years?! And we met through our friends Katie and Kimberly at their birthday party.
Kirstin: Yep, sure did. And we hit it off real well.
Sparky: That’s great. Now, Where are you from?
Kirstin: Orange County….yep, although I have yet to see an orange tree. Haha
Kate: (laughs sarcastically)
Sparky: Aw I see, so you two are kinda like the people from the show, The OC?
Kirstin: Oh hell no! You gotta be kidding. Kate and I aren’t that dramatic.
Kate: We also don’t live in Newport where I think it is filmed so yeah. haha
Sparky: Explain a little bit about how KK productions started.
Kate: That’s your deal dude, I don’t know.
Kirstin: ok well it all started….
Kate: … a long time ago in a far away galaxy.
Kirstin: Ok kate…
Kate: ….two girls had the idea of creating the best production company in the world…..but it failed.
Kirstin: Yes, so we then just decided to write stupid stuff to make ourselves laugh.
Kate: yes, hahahaha
Kirstin: Basically our whole inspiration came from Kimberly. She went off to college and we wanted to make her something that she could just play and laugh too.
Sparky: uh huh
Kirstin: Thus KCOG: Kirstin and Kate was born!
Sparky: And for those of you who don’t know, the KCOG stands for Kim’s Cd Of Greatness.
Kate: yes it does.
Kirstin: Thank you Mr. Sparkypants.
Sparky: (starting to get flustered) Why name your “group” KK Productions? Why not an actual name?
Kate: Because its too cliché
Kirstin: Yes
Sparky: You have one album out right now, is that right?
Kirstin: Yeah, just one which is KCOG. Like I said before, we wanted to make an album with songs that reflected Kim to make her smile while she was away.
Sparky: Now, your first single was “The Bologna Rap.“ What made you come up with that?
Kirstin: Kim!
Kate: Our inspiration was drawn from the wonderful Kimberly Fohrman
Sparky: Yes, but why bologna?
Kate: Cause it’s a funny word, why else??
Sparky: Um ok, So everything on that album was based around Kimberly?
Kirstin: Yeah, pretty much. Well with the exception of “Twister and Vodka” That one was just on there because we needed another song haha. It actually turned out to be one of my best creations. Yep!
Sparky: Now I understand you have a new album in the making?
Kirstin: Yes, we do actually. It is called “What2Do? What2Do?” It should be done at the latest uh…..uh…
Kate: End of next year
Kirstin: …..whenever we feel like it!!
Sparky: Why name it that? It sounds dumb.
Kirstin: Exactly! Were dumb, therefore our album is dumb too. Great though! Just for laughing purposes.
Sparky: Have you already written some songs for it?
Kirstin: Yeah, we have a few and they are awesome!
Kate: Yep, one being about my cat.
Kirstin: But that’s all we can say because the rest is a surprise.
Sparky: Where does you inspiration come from. I mean how in the hell do you two come up with these incredibly amusing songs?
Kirstin : Well, to tell you the truth, we actually just find something like in the room that is totally random and I grab my ukulele and start singin about it.
Kate: It’s true
Sparky: Your ukulele?
Kirstin: Yes, haha. I got it in Hawaii and it really doesn’t work that well, and I bring it with me pretty much wherever I go. If I see something funny or hear something that amuses me, I’ll start singin. It’s great!!
Kate: It’s true! She brings it everywhere.
Sparky: So is there anything else that gets your gears cranking?
Kirstin: No, we pretty much just sing about the first thing that pops into our heads. With us there is a catch though.
Sparky: and that would be?
Kirstin: It has to be stupid! If the song is not stupid, we can’t continue to sing it. Nope not gonna do it, wouldn’t be prudent.
Sparky: Well that’s interesting.
Kirstin: Kate and I are naturally stupid people. We seem to always be on the same brain wave.
Sparky: Finish each other’s sentences?
Kirstin: Yeah, it is kinda creepy sometimes. I mean god, the things that will pop into our heads, it’s amazing!
Kate: Yes, very creepy.
Sparky: Well thank you for this online chat. I enjoyed it.
Kirstin: Yes, I did too, even if you are in your basement SparkyPants!!
Sparky: Ahhhh ok I am out of here.
-END-
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Updated: Tue, Mar 22 2005 11:05 PM PST
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