Stepfather Factory
Topic: Lyric of the Week
El-p is a pretty good rappa and I really love this song.


Oh, yeah, oh, you son of a bitches
(It gets so fuckin' crabby in this booth, man)
(It's like 90 degrees in here)
(Smells like cigarettes in a toilet)

(I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory
The age of familial industry
A Stepfather Factory
Building tomorrow's fathers today
A Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory
The age of familial industry
Building tomorrow's fathers today

Spilling the leftovers of [creational clique]
We grew with the concept now we're ready to go public
Today's a big day for the company
A big step for the little-steppers who slept for years
uncomfortably
Little man, little lady, cute little baby
Reach your hand out to the future of automated robotics
On display here for the first time in under a year here
At the World's fair - but is it really?
Ladies and Gentlemen I propose that the market
is sinking under the weight of useless contraptions
added to the shopping carts of all hard-working families
Electric doodads and wizard hats [exist] to keep the munchkins
entertained
But get replaced by newer versions such as breakdown
systematically
Mothers - how many times have you debated sub-euthanasia tablets
for breakfast snacks
When restlessness attacks seemingly at random?
With an emptiness inside that's hard to identify, maybe
Pursuing obvious like pill-popping [the cossanova edict]
Chances are you've been abandoned
Well I'm no scientist, that's not what I went to school for
And I'm not a doctor, so I don't know much about medicine
But I'm willing to bet that you, yes you little
what's your name sweetheart? (dada) yeah, whatever
Get a funny feeling in your tummy when your mommy cries
Something between woozy and confusion
And you spend your thoughts on how the sadnessin your mommy
can be rooted out, burned, scorched, turned out, forgotten
Different concepts than the candy and little baby dolls or
Whatever it is that normal kids get to think about
Well I can honestly say that this invention is,
Let me start by saying we've grafted only the finest stuff

Inserted the most high tech, state of the art, with brain
charted for authentic
Truly human emotion and trained to be domestic
Made from the most easily available materials and, uh, loosely
inspected
Guaranteed to revolutionize
Perfectly realistic and even somewhat institutionally respected
Robotic relative

(That's why I'm gonna build) a Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
A Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
A Stepfather Factory
The age of familial industry
A Stepfather Factory
Building tomorrow's fathers today
A Stepfather Factory
The latest in technology
A Stepfather Factory
Jobs for the community
Stepfather Factory
The age of familial industry
I'm not only the president, I'm a client

So you purchased a paternal unit, class A type 1
A new addition to your living room space, watch it go
Have your warranty for at least 90 days, so have fun
If in that time frame there's a problem, please let us know
Before you start there's a few details that you must learn
Technical specs about your unit to make things run smooth
In an effort to find an energy source our company's learned
The cheapest way to keep his battery running is with booze
Plug it in, give it a name, man of the house, help sustain
Wear the pants, you can relax, [water the pad], nucular fam
[ordered a nucleus]
Brings us to the safety chapter
Section 87 in your handbook subsection 16 entitled
Troubleshooting
Fuel sources are at a slight risk of mixing
With the crispy plutonium center
Of your automated new spouse and then driven
Possibly leading to the unpredicted stimulation of its
artificial emotion circuits
And in a few unsubstantiated clinical trials this condition
has led to simulated feelings of resentment and worthlessness
Manifested in the highly unlikely but still possible act
of physical aggression towards you and your loved ones fleshy
surfaces

Remember, no cash returns
Only credits towards future purchases

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'

'Why are you hurting me?
I love you.'

Levitate Me
Who doesnt love the pixies? I mean really, they're just over all greatness and no one can argue that point. Peace Out homes.

Levitate~ *the pixies*

Give me help
Give me help
You can... levitate me

Then take off them rings
Off them hose
Levitate me

Higher place
Levitate me

Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Elevator lady

Lady levitate me

If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all is true

Won't you please fawn over me
Won't you please fawn over me
Won't you please fawn over me
Won't you please fawn over me

Shaky shake... Shakey
Levitate me

Come on Pilgrim
You know he loves you
Levitate me

Higher place
Levitate me

He kicked a baby
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Elevator lady
Lady
Elevator Lady
Lady. Lady. Levitate me

If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all in all is true
If all is true

Won't you please run over me
Won't you please run over me
Won't you please run over me
Won't you please run over me
Won't you please run over me
Me, me, me, me, ...

Where They At.
Today is Friday,yay!!!! Happiness and all that and a bag of chips.

Holla, for real yo.

Laying on my Back I Heard Music
Topic: Lyric of the Week
Another one of my favorite songs. This one is by Blonde Redhead and is entitled "In Particular".


Lying on my back. I heard music.
Felt unsure and catastrophic. Had to tell myself it's only music.
It blows my mind, but it's like that.

Is anyone there? What could you tell me?
Afraid of what? Would you ever know?
Everyone else is really boring.
Anyone else wouldn't be good enough.

Some place safe I would imagine.
Someone new would be so cruel.
Incurable paranoiac. Hysterical depression.

X. X, X. Alex, I'm your only friend.
X. X, X. Alex, your love will sing for you.

X. X, X. Alex, I'm your only friend.
X. X, X. Alex, your love will sing for you.

Some place safe I would imagine.
Someone new would be so cruel.
Incurable paranoiac. Hysterical depression.

Ah. X, X. X. Alex.
X. X, X. Alex. X, X.
X. X, X. Alex.
X. X, X. Alex, your love will sing for you.

Topic: Quote of the Week
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~A. Whitney Brown

I think if you want to eat more meat you should kill it yourself and eat it raw so that you are not blinded by the hypocrisy of having it processed for you. ~Margi Clark

Mood:  bright
Now Playing: Time and Time Again
Topic: Flash Animation
kaleidoscope
I really enjoy playing with Flash MX and i would really like to thank my teacher Melinda for introducing it to me!!!!

MAC + CHEESE
Now Playing: Roulette Girl- Mary Prankster
Topic: Lyric of the Week
Gurrrrrrlll. I love me some Mary Prankster!!! Fo real. Holla!!!!

All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want’s a boy to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who’s made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want’s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts

He’d know me inside and out
But every boy who’s made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want’s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
’Cause every boy who’d made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

All I want’s a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

Love him ’til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food — I’ll starve to death
If I could just find a boy who’s not a violent sociopath

I LOVE THE DRESDEN DOLLS!!!!!
Mood:  happy
Topic: Lyric of the Week
I LOVE THE DRESDEN DOLLS!!!!! Its really refreshing to hear from such a unique band with talent!!! This is why THE JEEP SONG is the lyric of the week.
the jeep song

i've been driving around town
with my head spinning around
everywhere i look i see
your '96 jeep cherokee

you're a bully and a clown
you made me cry and put me down
after all that ive been through
you'd think i'd hate the sight of you

but with every jeep i see
my broken heart still skips a beat
i guess its just my stupid luck
that all of boston drives that same black fucking truck

it could be him or am i tripping
and i'm crashing into everything
and thinking about skipping town a while
until these cars go out of style...

i try to see it in reverse
it makes the situation hundreds of times worse
when i wonder if it makes you want to cry
every time you see a light blue volvo driving by

so dont tell me that you're off to see the world
i know you wont get very far
dont call me if you get another girl baby
just call me if you get another car

the number of them is insane
every exit's an exboyfriend memory lane
every major street's a minor heart attack
i see a red jeep and i want to paint it black

it could be him or am i tripping
and i'm crashing into everything
i can't wait til you trade that fucker in
by then they will have stuck me in the looney bin

it could be him my heart is pounding
its just no use i'm surrounded
but someday i'll steal your car and switch the gears
and drive that cherokee straight off this trail of tears

A Quote on Gender
Mood:  happy
Topic: Quote of the Week
As far as I'm concerned, being any gender is a drag.
*~Patti Smith~*

Mood:  blue
Topic: life
Joana Im sooo sorry. I wish i couldve done more for you. I love you!!!!